Aly Raisman Supports Female Empowerment Through Indecent Exposure

February 16, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Sometimes you just have to take your clothes of to get the R-E-S-P-E-C-T you deserve. Aretha Franklin taught us well. Just don’t you sock it to Aly Raisman without asking first or things will turn into MeToo and you’ll be looking at 175 years in the penitentiary. Aly took her clothes off for the 2018 […]


Allison Hokler LBD Sexiness and Crap Around the Web

January 31, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Stella Maxwell naked for fashion of the day (DrunkenStepfather) Em Rata and other babes showing off in bed (TMZ) Lisa Appleton pops a nip while jogging (TaxiDriverMovie) Allison Holker sextastic little black dress (Egotastic) Instagram Hottie of the Week: Laury Genin (EgotasticAllStars) Jenna Dewan cleavage and booty like bananas (Popoholic) Lily Collins is pretty damn pretty (HollywoodTuna) In Pants and Out, Ireland Baldwin is Sexy […]


Joss Whedon Fucked The Entire Cast of Buffy and A Ton of Dick Talk on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #98

August 25, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast, we attempted to delve into the ESPN lunacy around Asian Robert Lee, all laughed and laughed at Joss Whedon’s narcissism, agreed that Mark Wahlberg was better at beating up immigrants in his Boston neighborhood than acting, kind of made a case for R. Kelly’s rampant raping proves race isn’t a big issue, lambasted Aly Raisman for waiting years too late to bitch about pedos in her sport, and briefly covered Tiger Woods cock and Lindsey Vonn vagina. This was clearly our raunchiest episode ever. It’s not a substitute for quality, though it should be.


Aly Raisman Says Maybe A Pedo Doctor For Girls Gymnastics Wasn’t a Great Idea

August 22, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Now that she’s completely done with her gymnastics career, Aly Raisman is calling out USA Gymnastics for not being vigilant as their main girl injury treating doctor of twenty-nine years was diddling the leotarded lambs. 


Aly Raisman Survives Yet Another Body Comment (VIDEO)

June 23, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Aly Raisman was at the NHL Awards which apparently exist and occur on a Wednesday night in late June when no sports are on presenting an award alongside hockey legend, Marcel Dionne. Dionne is the old guy with the Frenchie accent. He’s perfect for the role. Unclear why Aly Raisman was presenting.


Aly Raisman Is Wonder Woman Lite

June 7, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Know that you will never beat Wonder Woman in terms of female empowerment icon. The fictitious character is causing women across the nation to suddenly find inspiration to do super important things like be themselves, take initiative, kill Germans.


Aly Raisman Body Shamed by TSA

May 25, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Aly Raisman suffered the unthinkable while traveling through the airport. Idiotic TSA screeners. The kind of ignominy you assumed was only legend, because your experiences with the low wage, high turnover C-students we’ve put in charge of our air travel security have always been pleasant.


EPSN Body Issue Has Naked Weird Looking Women

July 7, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I can’t remember what the pretext was for launching the ESPN Magazine Body Issue. Something about adoring the powerful woman athlete or shit you might spout when trying to get laid at the sports sorority mixer. The business reason was to nab some of that SI Swimsuit sweet circulation bump. Now every July a week […]