I can’t bring myself to get excited over Amber Heard any longer. She was cool when she was she-boning other model girls and coming up looking like a million sweaty bucks. Then she got engaged or consciously coupled or... READ MORE

Johnny Depp has appeared to have moved on from his two-decade run as a living rock star pirate in favor of this new look as an early 20th century gangster, or at least a middle-aged asshole who still shows... READ MORE

I like people who are proud of their sexuality. Gay, straight, bi, they like to violate blue belly lizards, I don’t give a crap. I admire the heck out of them. I’ve never been proud of my sexuality. Like... READ MORE

Amber Heard has been cured of her homosexuality, and she didn’t even need to go to prayer camp. All she needed was for Johnny Depp to buy her a horse. Reports surfaced recently that (Heard) received a horse from... READ MORE

Amber Heard would probably be annoyed to know that I imagine her having sex with other girls every time I see her, but she should have thought of that before she started having sex with other girls. So if... READ MORE

Amber Heards girlfriend is a respected photographer named Tasya van Ree, and blah blah blah blah topless pictures of Amber. Though it’s hard to tell how many. Most of the ones here should be of Amber, but Tasyas website... READ MORE

No one should ever be defined or thought of simply in terms of their sexuality of course, but if you’re a hot girl who has sex with other hot girls, all bets are off because I’m totally going to... READ MORE

Amber Heard was in ‘Drive Angry’, and ‘Pineapple Express’ and ‘Zombieland’, and she stars in the new NBC ‘Mad Men’ rip-off, ‘The Playboy Club’, but mostly she’s famous for being Hollywoods hottest lesbian. I’m still optimistic about us dating... READ MORE

Amber Heard was at the GLAAD 25th anniversary party in Hollywood this weekend, and that would seem to be a good place to do it if she wanted to tell everyone she’s gay. And so that’s what she did.... READ MORE