As the owner and operator of a penis, I can't even begin to tell you how scary it is when a girls forearms are as vascular as Angelina Jolies.  That hand is like a killing chamber for a penis. ... READ MORE

Despite being an vocal proponent of adoption and specifically adopting from impoverished nations, Angelina Jolie is now facing heat from adoption advocates.  Jolie criticized the way Madonna adopted a baby boy from Africa, suggesting she didn’t go through the... READ MORE

Angelina Jolie tells ElleUK that she never planned on getting pregnant and starting a family with Brad Pitt.  Basically, it was an accident.  Hello Magazine says: "I wasn't planning on getting pregnant.  I'm the one that got knocked up. ... READ MORE

Angelina Jolie has come out and criticized Madonna’s adoption of an African baby, calling it illegal and saying she was shocked that Madonna would take a baby boy out of a country where his father still lives.  She is... READ MORE

Angelina Jolie says that adoptive parents are more fit than natural parents because of the rigorous screening process they have to go through to get a child.  Angelina says: "It should be hard to be a parent period. I... READ MORE

The Post Gazette says that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie took time out from making cobra proof clothes to take a tour of Fallingwater, the famous house in southwestern Pennsylvania designed in 1935 by architect Frank Lloyd Wright.  The... READ MORE

The Daily Mail and OK Magazine say that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are planning a Christmas wedding in a small village outside Johannesburg, South Africa.  The Mail says: "They are treating their marriage like a spiritual affirmation and... READ MORE

Nicole Kidman is nice – Even though she wasn't invited to the wedding, Nicole Kidman has sent Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes a wedding present and a note that "wished them both a lifetime of happiness together."  How touching. ... READ MORE

George Clooney is the Sexiest Man Alive – At least according to AARP People magazine.  Is there some shortage of Hollywood hunks that I don’t know about and that's why this guy has won twice now.  According to my... READ MORE

Is it really any wonder Brad Pitt dumped Jennifer Aniston’s fug ass for Angelina Jolie.  Even in dilapidated shacks in the worst places on earth, she still looks like a damn Pantene commercial.  One time I masturbated while a... READ MORE