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ANGELINA JOLIE IS CREEPY

January 13, 2007 | Photos | editor| 0 Comments

As the owner and operator of a penis, I can't even begin to tell you how scary it is when a girls forearms are as vascular as Angelina Jolies.  That hand is like a killing chamber for a penis. ... READ MORE

ANGELINA IS NO HERO

January 11, 2007 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Despite being an vocal proponent of adoption and specifically adopting from impoverished nations, Angelina Jolie is now facing heat from adoption advocates.  Jolie criticized the way Madonna adopted a baby boy from Africa, suggesting she didn’t go through the... READ MORE

SHILOH JOLIE WAS AN ACCIDENT

January 11, 2007 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Angelina Jolie tells ElleUK that she never planned on getting pregnant and starting a family with Brad Pitt.  Basically, it was an accident.  Hello Magazine says: "I wasn't planning on getting pregnant.  I'm the one that got knocked up. ... READ MORE

ANGELINA HATES MADONNA

January 8, 2007 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Angelina Jolie has come out and criticized Madonna’s adoption of an African baby, calling it illegal and saying she was shocked that Madonna would take a baby boy out of a country where his father still lives.  She is... READ MORE

ANGELINA KINDA SORTA HAS A POINT

December 20, 2006 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Angelina Jolie says that adoptive parents are more fit than natural parents because of the rigorous screening process they have to go through to get a child.  Angelina says: "It should be hard to be a parent period. I... READ MORE

AWWW…

December 9, 2006 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The Post Gazette says that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie took time out from making cobra proof clothes to take a tour of Fallingwater, the famous house in southwestern Pennsylvania designed in 1935 by architect Frank Lloyd Wright.  The... READ MORE

A CHRISTMAS WEDDING?

December 8, 2006 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The Daily Mail and OK Magazine say that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are planning a Christmas wedding in a small village outside Johannesburg, South Africa.  The Mail says: "They are treating their marriage like a spiritual affirmation and... READ MORE

STUFF FROM ALL OVER

November 18, 2006 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Nicole Kidman is nice – Even though she wasn't invited to the wedding, Nicole Kidman has sent Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes a wedding present and a note that "wished them both a lifetime of happiness together."  How touching. ... READ MORE

STUFF FROM ALL OVER

November 16, 2006 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

George Clooney is the Sexiest Man Alive – At least according to AARP People magazine.  Is there some shortage of Hollywood hunks that I don’t know about and that's why this guy has won twice now.  According to my... READ MORE

ANGELINA JOLIE IS REALLY PRETTY

November 7, 2006 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Is it really any wonder Brad Pitt dumped Jennifer Aniston’s fug ass for Angelina Jolie.  Even in dilapidated shacks in the worst places on earth, she still looks like a damn Pantene commercial.  One time I masturbated while a... READ MORE

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