Danielle Knudson Kneeds Knoticing and Crap Around the Web

July 18, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Happy hump day! Celebrate with these sexy links including Candice Swanepoel's seat meat, Ava Sambora's bikini tribute, and the best nude scenes from Alyssa Milano's career! READ MORE

Joe Simpson Alley Catting

September 27, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Since leaving his leather pants ministry-ship and heterosexual marriage, Joe Simpson has spent the better part of his days hanging by pools and pretending to be a talent manager. It's unclear who he manages outside of one young model,... READ MORE

Ava Sambora Looks Just Like Her Mom Never Did and Shit Around the Web

June 23, 2016 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Whenever a famous hot actress or model has a growing up daughter the media insists on mentioning repeatedly how she's an exact replica of her mom. That's never true. Sometimes she's not nearly as good looking, sometimes she's better... READ MORE

Ava Sambora See Through Bikinis

June 15, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

What if Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora made a baby and she turned eighteen and started modeling revealing bikinis? That immortal question didn't take long to answer. READ MORE

Ava Sambora in A Bikini

March 15, 2016 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This is being dubbed Ava Sambora’s first modeling gig. That does little to explain what she was doing up until eighteen. Or why she’s wearing a bikini your grandma felt lame in back in the 50’s. Not exactly the... READ MORE

Ava Sambora in A Bikini

February 15, 2016 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s that moment when a celebrity teen daughter decides that her plan become a nurse to tend to men with groin boils in the remote Philippines atolls just sounds like way too much work. Being somewhat attractive and having... READ MORE

Ava Sambora in A Bikini Playing Volleyball

January 1, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Ava Sambora is right at that target Phil Robertson age for marriage. I’m sure Richie Sambora would be open to granting his blessing. Not like he age-gated all the girls rushing backstage at Bon Jovi concerts back in the... READ MORE