Joe Simpson Alley Catting

September 27, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Since leaving his leather pants ministry-ship and heterosexual marriage, Joe Simpson has spent the better part of his days hanging by pools and pretending to be a talent manager. It’s unclear who he manages outside of one young model, Jonathan Keith, with whom he travels like a conjoined twin. It’s never the sex that kills you, it’s the lies. Though in this case also the sex.

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Ava Sambora Looks Just Like Her Mom Never Did and Shit Around the Web

June 23, 2016 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Whenever a famous hot actress or model has a growing up daughter the media insists on mentioning repeatedly how she’s an exact replica of her mom. That’s never true. Sometimes she’s not nearly as good looking, sometimes she’s better looking. It’s rude to note the distinction. So let’s just say, Ava Sambora looks less ferret-y than her mom.

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Ava Sambora See Through Bikinis

June 15, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

What if Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora made a baby and she turned eighteen and started modeling revealing bikinis? That immortal question didn’t take long to answer.

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Ava Sambora in A Bikini

March 15, 2016 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This is being dubbed Ava Sambora’s first modeling gig. That does little to explain what she was doing up until eighteen. Or why she’s wearing a bikini your grandma felt lame in back in the 50’s. Not exactly the butterfly moment. If she’s truly blessed she’ll continue to look like her mom while banging a […]

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Ava Sambora in A Bikini

February 15, 2016 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s that moment when a celebrity teen daughter decides that her plan become a nurse to tend to men with groin boils in the remote Philippines atolls just sounds like way too much work. Being somewhat attractive and having famous parents opens up so many less involved ways to make a living. Swimsuit modeling comes […]

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Ava Sambora in A Bikini Playing Volleyball

January 1, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Ava Sambora is right at that target Phil Robertson age for marriage. I’m sure Richie Sambora would be open to granting his blessing. Not like he age-gated all the girls rushing backstage at Bon Jovi concerts back in the day. You could save Ava the future heartache of one of the fops from One Direction […]

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