Adam Levine Livid About Maroon 5’s Fall From Grace

November 29, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Maroon 5 is past their salad days and Adam Levine is looking for someone to blame. The band’s most recent music has a feature from Cardi B. Cardi B! And Adam actually has the audacity to wonder where the... READ MORE

Demi Rose by Any Other Name and Crap Around the Web

October 18, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Your week is nearly over! Celebrate with these sexy links including Bella Hadid nude, Behati Prinsloo's nips, and the Top 10 Horror Movie Nude Scene of the 1980s! READ MORE

Don’t Let Ellen Degeneres Name Your Child

November 14, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

People are not pets. Celebrities still haven’t figured that out yet. Naming your child something you would name your french bulldog will only make your kid hate you when they’re old enough to realize what happened


Stella Maxwell Thong Cheeks

March 11, 2016 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

CBS ran a Victoria’s Secret Swimsuit Special for their audience demo that hasn’t purchased a bikini since they tried to get the one just like Ursula Andress wore in Dr. No. The Swimsuit Special is a companion piece to... READ MORE

Candice Swanepoel And Behati Prinsloo Bikini On The Beach And Shit Around The Web

March 4, 2016 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Some might say that wearing lingerie at the beach doesn’t make any sense. Those people can bite me. If Candice Swanepoel and Behati Prinsloo want to frolic in the panties at the beach that’s their right as Americans…or wherever... READ MORE

Behati Prinsloo Topless Fashion

September 30, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Sometimes I like to leer at the tits on the wives of dude’s I don’t think I’d like very much and imagine it bothers the shit out of them. Pretty fucking petty. Deep down, I know they are soaking... READ MORE

Behati Prinsloo Prone To Sausage Fests

April 20, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Victoria’s Secret angel and chick who fucks Adam Levine with a straight face Behati Prinsloo posted a photo of herself in a chlamydia oozing pool and captioned it with “#Casual#Dudesoup#mexico.” The only thing casual about this panic inducing cess pond... READ MORE

Behati Prinsloo Bare Ass And Shit Around The Web

April 1, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

The wind did us all a favor and blew up Behati Prinsloo’s skirt at a Tommy Hilfiger show. I guess God wanted to see her ass. Or she did. Thought probably not her husband who still finds girl parts... READ MORE

Behati Prinsloo See Through

March 24, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

That awkward moment when you accidentally catch sight of your buddy’s wife’s nipples. You shouldn’t look, but you do. God made your nuts, he didn’t write anybody’s wedding vows. I don’t know what to say. You’re a pig. Embrace... READ MORE

Behati Prinsloo Nip Slip At Oscar Party

February 24, 2015 | nipslip | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Like much of America, the entrance of Maroon 5 at the Oscars signaled a four minute window to take a much needed dump. If I want to see handsome men moping, I can sit outside any casting call in... READ MORE



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