Now that she isn't carrying Kardashian seed, Blac Chyna's ass is back in effect. READ MORE

I don't know shit about fashion. I'd still advise a deformed fat woman from wearing a purple jumpsuit. There's nothing to be gained by having strangers whistle up the oompa loompas to roll you to the juicing room. Racists. READ MORE

Unless you're imagining being the vagina doctor for the Kardashian family, you're not imagining the world's roughest occupation. Also, quit complaining about yours. READ MORE

It's unlikely an infant could suckle milk through the periodical table melange inside Blac Chyna's tits. Like trying to slake your thirst off a cement k-rail after a brief shower. READ MORE

Blac Chyna gave birth to a baby girl and named it Dream. It's actually not a bad stripper name, though it's hard to say if that will hold until she's fifteen and actually takes up the profession in earnest.... READ MORE

A pre-preggo Blac Chyna poses all slutty with her cars. There was a time before she looked like a Star Wars bar scene character. Though still never a looker. READ MORE

Blac Chyna's birth will be recorded as part of a Baby Special for her and Rob Kardashian's fledgling TV show. This news is not surprising to anyone, especially the kid twelve years later with the heroin problem. It's not... READ MORE

Some aspiring rapper named Pilot Jones filed a police report against Rob Kardashian for sending him threatening texts because Pilot sold photos of himself making out with Blac Chyna to TMZ and is claiming he's the father of Chyna's... READ MORE

Blac Chyna wants you to know she has lots of cars and a big ass. If she came up with a third thing that might be surprising, but cars and big ass we're pretty solid on. READ MORE

Blac Chyna has taken to motoring around Los Angeles in a black hoody, covered from head to toe like a Suge Knight sized ninja. Coming in and out of a 200,000 car nobody bought with money they truly earned... READ MORE