Carl’s Junior Chick Gets It (VIDEO)

January 26, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

The chick whose tits are made of waterbeds got liquored up and made me fall in love with her again. She says she actually eats at Carl’s Jr. but I’m willing to believe she’s a sexy liar. Whatever works. I’m... READ MORE

Charlotte McKinney in A Bikini for Carl’s Jr.

January 23, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Carl’s Jr. wants you to think of big ole titty sex when you think of their restaurants. It produces a desire to consume their burgers greater than the previous association with arteriosclerosis and irradiated giant sized ants. The same... READ MORE

Charlotte McKinney R.N.

September 26, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Charlotte McKinney is supposed to be the new Kate Upton. I don’t know if that means she looks like Kate Upton or she likes to bitch about being treated like a sex object while Justin Verlander finishes on her... READ MORE


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