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GQ Gets Girls With Racks That Care

December 4, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

GQ is your gay friend who throws parties with tons of hot girls. I know you don’t have a gay friend who throws parties with tons of hot girls. Pretend. Large groups of attractive women feel cool and safe... READ MORE

Charlotte McKinney Has Huge Tits

August 11, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Having huge tits is both a blessing and a curse. It’s apparently hard to jog. Also difficult to exercise when weird Persians are buying you clothes. You’ve been getting a lot of attention and grown completely lazy. Breasts are... READ MORE

Charlotte McKinney Has 5 Responses About Her 2 Big Guns

July 21, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In between advertorials on the hottest summer vests for men, GQ squeezed in a video interstitial asking Charlotte McKinney what she replies to guys who ask her if her giants tits are real. Not a day goes by I don’t... READ MORE

Charlotte McKinney Topless on Instagram

July 9, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Depending on who you believe, Charlotte McKinney’s P.R. reps or Charlotte McKinney’s P.R. reps, somebody hacked her Instagram account and posted a nude photo of her. Which doesn’t actually explain how the hackers happened to have a nude selfie... READ MORE

Charlotte McKinney Tit Scandal And Shit Around The Web

July 9, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Charlotte McKinney claims that a pic of her ginormous titties that was posted to Instagram was not uploaded by her. Rather, she claims someone hacked her account. If everyone who makes the “it got hacked” excuse is telling the... READ MORE

Charlotte McKinney Has Serious Tits And Shit Around The Web

May 21, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

There are tits, there are great tits, and then there are Charlotte McKinney’s tits. They are in a category all by themselves. They are the pinnacle of tit mountain. Check out her ridiculous cleavage. (Hollywood Tuna) Edita Vilkeviciute opens... READ MORE

Charlotte McKinney Bites Kate Upton

May 8, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This blond chick has enormous tubes, doesn’t whine about how she’s perceived by her family priest, and works at pennies on the dollar. If she can giggle submissively while Justin Verlander finishes on her shoulder, the world would have... READ MORE

Charlotte McKinney Hands on Deck

April 28, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Charlotte McKinney is Kate Upton 2.0. I wouldn’t throw either out of bed for suggesting we euthanize my not right in the head younger brother because he’s impeding our fun, but Charlotte seems a little less angst-filled about her role... READ MORE

Charlotte McKinney Seems Especially Titty Today

March 6, 2015 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Normally I’d follow this chick wherever she was headed. It could be Tampon Depot and I’d enter pretending I had legitimate business in the establishment. What? My invalid mom is spotting. Who wants to judge me now? But the... READ MORE

Charlotte McKinney and Bulgari Doing Good

February 18, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If anybody can save the children in the third world, it’s going to be Italian jeweler and chic fragrance maker, Bulgari. They’re on top of this shit. Who do you think cured Ebola and rescued the kids from Oprah’s... READ MORE

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