Chelsea Handler is now the person who retired too soon from work without any pressing hobby. I remember this well from when I was younger and grandpa suddenly started calling to talk about hockey. If I were Chelsea Handler... READ MORE

Given all the knee-jerk celebrity Ferguson tweets today, dare I say it’s refreshing to see Chelsea Handler firing off another look at me now bare tit bomb on social media. Fuck yeah. I dare. Tits are better than white... READ MORE

I think we have thirty-seven months until Chelsea Handler’s failed show on Netflix launches. I’m going to wait for the DVDs which means another seven Netflix years before I see her interview the Kardashians, but this time about the... READ MORE

Somebody please arrange a ceasefire with Chelsea Handler’s naked cries for attention. Maybe we all agree to look at her next photo and give her a ‘I Luvs U Chels!’ and she agrees to be dropped into a hole... READ MORE

At this point, Chelsea Handler’s posting pictures of her bare tits to Twitter, Pinterest, and local Yelp restaurant reviews. She’s desperately trying to prove there’s a double standard regarding toplessness in online social media. Or, she’s desperately trying to... READ MORE

Chelsea Handler struck a blow against double standards on Instagram by posting a photo of herself topless in identical pose to the famous Putin topless horseback riding photo he uses on his Tinder Russia dating profile. She’s begging Instagram... READ MORE

I’ve never done shit by popular demand. I don’t care to be popular. I’m mildly dyslexic, which means I hate the world for making me an ogre. But when a bunch of you including one girl who is all... READ MORE

Jason Biggs made all of our dreams come true by pissing on Chelsea Handler’s stupid fucking face. The incident happened on a boat in which the Jewish kid from American Pie dribbled his vinegar on Chelsea’s head. Watch the... READ MORE

Knowing the hackers attempted twenty thousand passwords to break into Kate Upton’s account while they tried ‘WillFuckForWork’ with yours and then moved on hit Chelsea Handler’s ego somewhat hard. She pretends to be a rock, just like she pretends... READ MORE

I’ve come to see Chelesa Handler in a different light now that she’s wrapping up her show. Once you consider that fucking the right people and drowning your regrets in booze is the standard apprentice track for Hollywood, she’s... READ MORE