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Being Cindy Crawford looks fun

August 7, 2009 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

So, um, I actually uploaded these pictures of Cindy Crawford in St. Tropez like 4 hours ago. And I thought I published them then. But I didn’t. Yaay! I hope this won’t sound like bragging, but I might be... READ MORE

Cindy Crawford is … uhh …

May 13, 2009 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

One time on Opie and Anthony, Patrice O’Neal said, “A beautiful 35-year-old ain’t as as good lookin’ as an ugly 19-year-old.” And because that might be the most brilliant thing anyone anywhere has ever said ever, keep it in... READ MORE

what in the hell

March 23, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Fashion photographers are all weirdo perverts, so of course when Cindy Crawford (43 by the way) posed for the April issue of Allure magazine, the pictures they took only make sense if you, like them, spent the last 20... READ MORE

CINDY CRAWFORD IS THE WINNER

August 6, 2008 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Cindy Crawford is still lounging around the French Riviera, as she has been all week, and yesterday she did the unthinkably awesome and laid out topless on her giant chartered yacht.  Thankfully her kids don’t appear to be with... READ MORE

OF COURSE GEORGE CLOONEY SHOWED UP

August 4, 2008 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Cindy Crawford and her husband Randy Gerber were relaxing in France on some yacht bigger than the high school I went to, when George Clooney somehow showed up.  Reportedly it was all part of some vacation lunch date they... READ MORE

CINDY CRAWFORD IS IN SECOND

November 26, 2007 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Jennifer Tilly is 49 and the runaway winner of my penis in the previously uninvented Oldest Chick I Would Sling My Ropes On competition, but Cindy Crawford shouldn't take the news of her loss too hard.  She's just 41... READ MORE

SCREW YOU LITTLE KID

August 16, 2007 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I don't think I'm alone when I say that Presley Crawford and his fabulous genetics can go fuck themselves.  Little lottery winnin bastard.  He's 8 years old and he's probably been laid more than I have.  I'm not gonna... READ MORE

CINDY CRAWFORD IS FUN

August 3, 2007 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Cindy Crawford reportedly left the Club PapaGayo in Saint Tropez early this morning so drunk that she had to be helped to her car (another picture HERE).  Couple that with the pictures of her earlier this week laying out... READ MORE

CINDY CRAWFORD IS FUN

July 31, 2007 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Cindy Crawford laying out on a yacht topless this weekend in St. Tropez is pretty much why God created the word MILF.  For real.  It's in the bible.  I think it's towards the back.  They were talking about Sarah,... READ MORE

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