Courtney Stodden Makes Chick Gay Look Super Unappealing

September 20, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Sexual fluidity has really taken hold of desperately seeking attention D-list celebrities. An old-fashioned forced girl on girl kiss among cheerleaders at a high school party used to be the sum of these expressions. READ MORE

Courtney Stodden in A Bikini

August 19, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Justice Brandeis noted that sunlight is the best disinfectant. He was referring to corporate deceit, less so gnarly prematurely aging tits. It came to mind when wondering how this chick didn't realize posing in the midday sun was not... READ MORE

Courtney Stodden Ritualistic Shaving (VIDEO)

August 9, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Courtney Stodden honored her miscarried fetus by shaving her head and taking leopard skin bikini selfies. READ MORE

Courtney Stodden No Longer With Child

July 20, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There's no joke to be had when a woman miscarries her unborn child. Though that doesn't mean you shouldn't try. Courtney Stodden took to Twitter to announce the loss of her fetus. That does save money on long distance... READ MORE

Courtney Stodden Is Your Idiot Test (VIDEO)

July 7, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The U.S. Presidency ages a man at many times normal years. Nothing compared to being a reality TV fame whore. Courtney Stodden is running a reverse Ben Button. She's twenty-one. She looks like a Russian gulag forty-five. READ MORE

Courtney Stodden Pregnant Bikini Dance (VIDEO)

May 31, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Pregnancy is turning into something very good for Courtney Stodden. She had been artistically blocked of late. You could see it in her tits. No vim. READ MORE

Courtney Stodden Pregnant

May 17, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Courtney Stodden is pregnant, presumably by her much older on again off again child rapist and SAG healthcare benefits provider. Stodden points to numerous difficulties with being pregnant at this time. Her troubled marriage, her born again mom revealing... READ MORE

Courtney Stodden Bloody Mouse

April 15, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Courtney Stodden follows the tradition of blond chicks with fake knockers you forgot about posing in dramatic street art in support of PETA. You can’t get this kind of gothic cosplay at Comic-Con. According to PETA, PetSmart is live... READ MORE

Courtney Stodden Spontaneously Combusts (VIDEO)

April 5, 2016 | celebrity | josh-j| 0 Comments

There’s various levels of fucked up. Lighting your hair on fire and laughing about it is right up there with waking up married to a Mexican stripper. Former child bride Courtney Stodden held a seance facilitated by her psychic, Sham Ibrahim.... READ MORE

Courtney Stodden Homaging

March 11, 2016 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Some untold number of boys grew up trying to match their swings to Ted Williams or Hank Aaron. Girls are now growing up imitating the visceral turpitude of Kim Kardashian. Aspirational dreams are one key indicator of achievement. This chick... READ MORE