The difference between you and Courtney Stodden is she maintains a smile nine to five. She doesn't get paid for her work and she has to wear tight underpants. What's your excuse?

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Courtney Stodden is divorcing husband Doug Hutchison even though the two are continuing to live together since neither can independently afford rent in Los Angeles. Contrary to fairy tales, the pedophile you meet at fifteen never turns out to... READ MORE

PETA has become the last refuge of blond chicks with enormous tits and tiny prospects. Professional wrestling has literally outgrown them. It's unclear what if any progress PETA has made in improving the lives of animals, but if women... READ MORE

There's no such thing as bad publicity is not necessarily the complete code by which you want to live. It's more of a once in a while exception. Like liquor before beer. Something to remember when out for a... READ MORE

Sexual fluidity has really taken hold of desperately seeking attention D-list celebrities. An old-fashioned forced girl on girl kiss among cheerleaders at a high school party used to be the sum of these expressions. READ MORE

Justice Brandeis noted that sunlight is the best disinfectant. He was referring to corporate deceit, less so gnarly prematurely aging tits. It came to mind when wondering how this chick didn't realize posing in the midday sun was not... READ MORE

Courtney Stodden honored her miscarried fetus by shaving her head and taking leopard skin bikini selfies. READ MORE

There's no joke to be had when a woman miscarries her unborn child. Though that doesn't mean you shouldn't try. Courtney Stodden took to Twitter to announce the loss of her fetus. That does save money on long distance... READ MORE

The U.S. Presidency ages a man at many times normal years. Nothing compared to being a reality TV fame whore. Courtney Stodden is running a reverse Ben Button. She's twenty-one. She looks like a Russian gulag forty-five. READ MORE

Pregnancy is turning into something very good for Courtney Stodden. She had been artistically blocked of late. You could see it in her tits. No vim. READ MORE