There are a couple phrases to listen for when you want to be sure somebody in Hollywood has absolutely nothing going on. The first is, ‘I’m currently in the studio’. ‘Currently in the studio’ is akin to ‘I’m about... READ MORE

Say what you will about Teen Mom Farrah Abraham and her hungry earning bunghole, but she trumped the shit out of Courtney Stodden, the other obvious contender for a rip-roarious anal plunging ‘celebrity’ sex tape. Despite looking like a... READ MORE

Courtney Stodden looks like her white blood cells are barely being held together by duct tape and semen after a 30 year Hall of Fame career in porn. That’s obviously not the case, however, because she’s somehow only 18... READ MORE

You’d think that an 18-year old girl with giant fake breasts and bleached-blonde hair would be considered a true American hero and national treasure, but Courtney Stodden has done her best to make sure that she’s the glaring exception.... READ MORE

The great addiction cliche is that druggies have to hit ‘rock bottom’ before they realize they need to fix their shit. But what about attention whores with dreams of Hollywood stardom? How do they know when they’ve plummeted into... READ MORE

It’s easy to forget sometimes that women have tits. I know I’m guilty of this, as are most men. You’re looking a woman square in the face and she has to remind you, ‘Yo, dude, quit making eye contact... READ MORE

Courtney Stodden wants so badly to be famous. She came to Hollywood as a third stage stripper turned 16-year old naive country girl and married the biggest celebrity she could find, that squat old dude from the crappy seasons... READ MORE

The reason people say “sweating like a whore in church” is because one would assume a whore would be uncomfortable in church, but that’s just an old wives tale apparently because 17-year-old Courtney Stodden went to church yesterday with... READ MORE