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Demi Lovato Confidence Is Showing

May 11, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you're ever wondering how a woman sees her better self, conveniently read the slogan on her overpriced Spandex workout gear. "Scammed" would be the most honest, but more often than not words like "Hardcore" and "Girl Power" are... READ MORE

Demi Lovato Hot Bikini Vacation And Shit Around The Web

April 25, 2017 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Demi Lovato is torn between body shaming rants and posing in twisted contortions half naked to make you want to imagine her as your 2037 robot mistress. It's a tough balancing act. But only if you find the first... READ MORE

Matt Hates on Demi Lovato and Derrick Rose Sex Belts on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #62

October 7, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast we discuss women oppressed by their own make-up artists, Grant Stobl's inclusive pronoun designation policy protest, why Derrick Rose is obsessed with something called a "sex belt", honor Kiefer... READ MORE

Demi Lovato Deeply Unhappy With Her Genes

October 6, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Demi Lovato claims to be quitting show business for a while yet continues to say incendiary things in interviews, perhaps making the transition from an annoying shitty performer to simply an annoying person who doesn't perform. She says she's... READ MORE

Demi Lovato Easily Triggered

October 5, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Demi Lovato is easily one of the most annoying people in the entertainment industry including all of the executives' coked up step children. She has a martyr complex about being not super thin yet also seems to base her... READ MORE

Demi Lovato Making Money For God

September 9, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Demi Lovato is now the co-owner of CAST Centers, a for-profit Los Angeles based mental health and wellness treatment facility. She was referred there after she had a massive breakdown, perhaps due to her obvious narcissistic personality disorder, or... READ MORE

Demi Lovato and Mom Mocking the Zika

August 15, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There's nothing funny about Zika. If you exclude the tiny shrunken baby heads and the fact that the British government is warning Englishmen not to let prostitutes in Florida suck their cocks this summer due to possibilities of oral... READ MORE

Demi Lovato No Clothes No Problem

July 1, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Demi Lovato has come a long way since her mom was slapping food out of her hand so Barney would pick her for his after-hours Bunga Bunga parties. A couple or three bottles of Scotch and some forearm scars... READ MORE

Demi Lovato Naked Body Proud

October 5, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Girls can’t just get naked anymore. There has to be a message. Demi Lovato went makeup and clothes free to support a message of body acceptance. If you have up to six hours a day for private trainers and... READ MORE

Demi Lovato Sucking

September 28, 2015 | crowd favorites | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Demi Lovato is in the unenviable position of having a pear shaped DNA sequence and ensconced firmly in the business of selling her body. It’s why her mom encouraged Lovato into eating disorders at six. It was the clairvoyance of this day when... READ MORE

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