Blind Item: Former A++ Politician Having Affair With Staffer

March 25, 2018 | Celebs | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

"This married former A++ list politician that everyone on earth knows is having an affair with a staffer of his who used to be a production assistant on a morning news show. The woman, does not actually appear to... READ MORE

Donald Trump Note Card Responses To Parkland Families

February 22, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Yesterday Donald Trump held a photo op bitch and stitch with survivors of the Parkland, Florida school shooting, and in order to convey his deeply felt, raw, unfettered compassion for their experiences, he brought along a note card with... READ MORE

Registered Sex Offender Headlines New Dating Site

February 21, 2018 | Celebs | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Are you lonely? Are you tired of what Tinder has to offer? Have you noticed that every time you swipe right on the hottest single women in your area they always lean left when it comes to politics? It’s... READ MORE

Donald Trump Has an Undead Hooker Problem

January 19, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The cliche line reads that the only thing that’ll cost you your job in Washington D.C. is a dead hooker in your bed, or a live boy. The former probably holds true. The latter may now launch you into... READ MORE

James Gunn Fat Shames Donald Trump

January 18, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In a move that proves fat shaming is an entirely invented offense for the sake of women feeling offended on an as-needed basis, politically progressive Hollywood director James Gunn came out and called Donald Trump a big fat liar.... READ MORE