Trumpy Bear Is Here

November 13, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  If you’re looking to cross your favorite inbred racist Fentanyl-addicted Tennessee cousin off your Christmas shopping list, then look no further than Trumpy Bear – a, thanks to a viral commercial, popular plush toy resembling President Trump with an American... READ MORE

New York Post Slut Shames A Slut

May 31, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Everyone from Alyssa Milano to Sarah Huckabee Sanders is criticizing the NY Post for its sexist coverage of this meeting of the minds. But the joke is on everyone involved, including us. Because the extent to which the media... READ MORE

Caption This: Kim Kardashian And Donald Trump

May 31, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Depending on how you view yesterday's surreal meeting between Kim Kardashian and Donald Trump to discuss the pardoning of a woman, Alice Marie Johnson, imprisoned for life for drug possession, Kardashian either actually cares about advocating for Johnson's freedom, or... READ MORE

Would You Hit It: Stormy Daniels Squirting On Stage While Stripping (VIDEO)

May 10, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

I don't quite remember how the School House Rock on our government went, but I do know that somewhere between the legislative branch and the executive branch lies an old hooker, and recently that political staple took her show... READ MORE

Blind Item: Former A++ Politician Having Affair With Staffer

March 25, 2018 | Celebs | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

"This married former A++ list politician that everyone on earth knows is having an affair with a staffer of his who used to be a production assistant on a morning news show. The woman, does not actually appear to... READ MORE

Donald Trump Note Card Responses To Parkland Families

February 22, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Yesterday Donald Trump held a photo op bitch and stitch with survivors of the Parkland, Florida school shooting, and in order to convey his deeply felt, raw, unfettered compassion for their experiences, he brought along a note card with... READ MORE

Registered Sex Offender Headlines New Dating Site

February 21, 2018 | Celebs | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Are you lonely? Are you tired of what Tinder has to offer? Have you noticed that every time you swipe right on the hottest single women in your area they always lean left when it comes to politics? It’s... READ MORE

Donald Trump Has an Undead Hooker Problem

January 19, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The cliche line reads that the only thing that’ll cost you your job in Washington D.C. is a dead hooker in your bed, or a live boy. The former probably holds true. The latter may now launch you into... READ MORE



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