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Emily Ratajkowski Models Bikinis

April 9, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

After that long stretch of work you put in to get a new girlfriend naked finally, there’s a feeling of disappointment when the next day she’s suddenly wrapped in a burqa and five cardigan sweaters shivering like a Serbian... READ MORE

Emily Ratajkowski In a Bikini for S.I.

February 19, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Emily Ratajkowski has officially made it. Maybe that means we never get to see her tits again, the downside of her success for the rest of us. As I get older, I’ve learned to feel happy for the success... READ MORE

Emily Ratajkowski Flashes Her Top From a 280Z

January 21, 2014 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If my eyes don’t deceive me, that’s an old Datsun 280Z from the 1970’s. Yeah, I’m looking at the car. Okay, now I’m looking at Emily Ratajkowski’s tits. Shit, I might be getting old. Photo Credit: Magdalena Wosinska READ MORE

Emily Ratajkowski Has Terry Richardson Stickers On Her Nips

January 7, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’d like to get to a place in my life where models with big yabbos are putting stickers of my face on their nips. It seems like a strong position. Over New Year’s a weight challenged girl on Molly... READ MORE

Emily Ratajkowski In Lingerie

December 5, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I like GQ for being one of the less Hollywood ass-kissing magazines. I’m not big on the cologne and button-down collar reviews, but at least they pretend not to be influenced by the celebrity P.R. machines. Also, they put... READ MORE

Emily Ratajkowski Poses In Santa Lingerie

December 3, 2013 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Like many people, I find the holiday times can bring on severe blues that can really only be solved by drinking seasonal spirits and fervently masturbating to girls in Santa’s helper outfits. Even the Grinchiest of Grinches will find... READ MORE

Emily Ratajkowski Is Perfect

November 27, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Emily Ratajkowski seems to be comfortable with her body. It must be liberating to be a woman and know that your tits are absolutely perfect. When you get to catty talk with your friends about whose boobs you could... READ MORE

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