Emily Ratajkowski Is Perfect

November 27, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Emily Ratajkowski seems to be comfortable with her body. It must be liberating to be a woman and know that your tits are absolutely perfect. When you get to catty talk with your friends about whose boobs you could... READ MORE

Emily Ratajkowski Holds Her Own Tits Again

October 18, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Fuck, this girl Emily Ratajkowski is really hot. I’m starting to look for her in all these stupid magazines and catalogs. Someday, I’d like to think she could be my girlfriend, but more realistically I’ll be the guy grooming... READ MORE

Emily Ratajkowski Covers Her Tits in GQ

October 17, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Emily Ratajkowski has gone from virtual unknown occasional teen TV actress to GQ pictorial hot shot thanks to her professional talent of being willing to show off her boobs. She did it in a bunch of photos in magazines,... READ MORE

Emily Ratajkowski Bikini Models For Surfline

May 22, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I have this buddy who dates lots of models. Let’s call him Chad, even though his real name is Mark. Chad likes to bitch about how boring and self-absorbed these models are. We like to punch Chad and call... READ MORE

Emily Ratajkowski Models Lingerie

March 5, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

We had some amazing pictures of Emily Ratajkowski up before Carl’s Jr. went and ruined everything by forcing us to remove them. There’s nothing worse than a legal letter from a burger chain. It’s all nasty and threatening and... READ MORE

Emily Ratajkowski Takes Her Top Off For Turks and Giggles

March 2, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s no real reason to complain about Emily Ratajkowski, except maybe for the fact that you and I will likely never bang her. And I don’t mean together, I mean, either of us, alone, ever. This chick used to... READ MORE



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