Irina Shayk Bikinis In Italy And Shit Around The Web

July 22, 2016 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Irina Shayk may have broken up with Bradley Cooper. Imagine how sad Cooper must be as he moves seamlessly onto the next 20-something supermodel. Dudes with perms haven't done this well in a long long time. READ MORE

Irina Shayk Tits Are Serious

March 17, 2016 | celebrity | josh-j| 0 Comments

Irina Shayk, posted a photo of herself in a bikini next to a donkey on Instagram. Or was it a mule? Pony? Who cares. Ninety-four percent of heterosexual males didn’t notice the equine. The mildly amusing donkey pic was an... READ MORE

Bradley Cooper Seems All Better

May 6, 2015 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s easy to assert that life is unfair when Bradley Cooper dumps his teen model girlfriend and immediately hooks up with Irina Shayk. Easy and true. Equality is a myth conceived by those not fucking Russian supermodels to give... READ MORE

Irina Shayk Oiled Up

April 16, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m certain some fancy marketing program at one of those higher learning institutions will tell you selling eyewear is complicated and ask you for $100K to crack the code, but it really is just a Russian model with swell... READ MORE

Irina Shayk Hand Prints On Her Ass Prints

January 10, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Hot girls inherently know how to take awesome Instagram photos. That and never having to shit are their two real superpowers along with that good looks stuff. Russian models in particular seemed to be trained in the art of... READ MORE

Irina Shayk Exudes Sex Well (VIDEO)

December 26, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Love Magazine month long ode to something that was originally Christmas seems to be pretty much fresh out of ideas. But you still got a few models on the pre-paid tip so you’ve got to keep on firing... READ MORE

Irina Shayk Wears Bikinis

November 26, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I don’t know why the world needs 837 women’s swimwear lines. They’re all using the same models to sell the same bikinis that look fucking amazing if you’re a supermodel, slightly less so for a soccer mom from New... READ MORE

Irina Shayk Wears Lingerie Well

November 6, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I read a little Spanish thanks to a weekend in a Mexican jail cell for a miscommunication involving three copper pennies, a burro, and a village boy named Ignacio. The print alongside Irina Shayk translates roughly to ‘if you... READ MORE

Irina Shayk Poses In Bikinis

August 21, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I wish all Russians were more like Irina Shayk. I’d love to be able to say, Putin, yeah, he’s a dangerous tyrant, but man what I wouldn’t give to blast his perfect titties. He doesn’t seem to dangerous then.... READ MORE

Irina Shayk In Lingerie For Harper’s Bazaar China

August 1, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This is Harper’s Bazaar China, so it’s possible this isn’t really Irina Shayk but a knockoff Irina rotocast in a Guangdong factory. China pretty much produces everything in this world made of plastic, stone, metal, wood, or tiger balls.... READ MORE



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