Just in case the first look at Jessica Alba in Sin City 2 didn’t impress you, because she was wearing a wig or that black and white artsy bullshit is just too fake looking for you, the actress went... READ MORE

It’s nice when mom gets some time away from the kids and her semi-employed house husband to go film a raunchy pulp comic sequel. Nine years in the making, Sin City 2 is finally coming out so that an... READ MORE

It’s got to be good to be Jessica Alba. You can wear stupid looking shit to the beach and everybody just thinks you look amazing regardless. Which you do, because you’re Jessica Alba. And if the beach party you’re... READ MORE

Jessica Alba looks like she’s at Camp Crystal Lake and the dude she was supposed to be boning after lights out suddenly went missing. Only, she’s not in a horror movie, she’s visiting a medical office in West Hollywood.... READ MORE

You can tell Jessica Alba is a good girl. She can’t even bring herself to fully flip off the paparazzi. She probably doesn’t even masturbate. Which is a shame, because she seems to have long fingers and be double... READ MORE

How embarrassed are you as a kid when your mom exposes herself at the park? I know it was the shame of my childhood. When dad joined in, I had to abandon public play areas altogether. So imagine how... READ MORE

I wore a double corset day and night for three months. It was sweaty, but worth it. So says Jessica Alba to net-a-porter magazine in handing out simple post-partum body beautiful tips to fellow new moms. ‘It was brutal;... READ MORE

Don’t even look at her book. You’re looking right now. Quit it, or she’ll cut you. That’s the book that contains all her magic secrets on career success, like, look really hot, and… look really hot. She painted her... READ MORE

Not that she didn’t earn it by being born beautiful, but Jessica Alba really has everything working. She’s got the Ivy League husband, the two kids, a film career in her past enough that people easily forget how horrible... READ MORE

In the celebrity Circle of Life, once an actress gets herself to the top with money and fame and kids and a husband who is rich but nobody knows what the hell he does, you’re probably never going to... READ MORE