America’s Favorite Ginger The New IT Girl

February 25, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The film industry ran out of ideas a while ago and modern movies look more like two hour advertisements than actual entertainment. No need for fresh ideas or faces when you can put Jessica Chastain in a part 2... READ MORE

Jessica Chastain Edited Out Of Movie Hahaha

February 5, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Time’s Up for Jessica Chastain’s appearance in the upcoming Canadian flick The Death and Life of John F. Donovan. The drama’s director Xavier Dolan released a lengthy and uber PC statement explaining that Chastin’s removal from Donovan post-shooting has nothing... READ MORE

Claudia Romani Bikini Christmas and Shit Around the Web

December 19, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

German Playmates, babes in reindeer antlers, and more!


Jessica Chastain Told To Pipe Down By A-list Actor

December 11, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Oh no he didn't. An unnamed A-list actor who seems to have a good head on his shoulders told Jessica Chastain to STFU after she discovered that Twitter is the perfect medium to open a heartfelt socio-political discourse. And of course to... READ MORE

Jessica Chastain Grounded As Ever For Town And Country

November 17, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Those of you immune to the allure of the dour, out-of-touch, and man-like Jessica Chastain are going to be all over her new spread for Town & Country. The magazine originally dedicated to documenting the going-ons of inbred rich Southern debutants who... READ MORE

Jessica Chastain Transformative Social Change

September 1, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Common sense suggests that we should turn to celebrities for all of our sociopolitical know how. I mean, they're in movies, duh. Jessica Chastain is an endless gushing well of wisdom in a new Twitter video, where she sends positive... READ MORE

Hollywood Loves a Slick Rape Story

December 5, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

With the sudden disappearance of every single woman who stepped forward to accuse Donald Trump of rape, celebrities are looking for fresh bait to spark their self-righteous outrage. Jessica Chastain and a bunch of kindred spirits found such a... READ MORE

Pirelli Calendar Ruined and Amber Heard Beaten on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #68

December 3, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast Matt and I try to figure out how a titty wall calendar became a testament to intentionally aged and wrinkled women, why Tom Cruise will never find happiness no... READ MORE

As Goes the Pirelli Calendar So Goes the World

December 1, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Topless wall calendars were popularized long ago by auto parts company that realized that chicks with big tits would make for free brand promotion hanging in every single working garage around the world. READ MORE

MTV Movie Awards Are Somehow Still Going On

April 11, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The MTV Movie Awards aren’t a tribute to the tastes of teenagers who one day will be servicing park vending machines as part of a workfare program so much as a completely staged Viacom publicity event. There were a... READ MORE