Shawna Craig Sweat Factory and Crap Around the Web

June 21, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Your week's nearly over! Celebrate with these sexy links including Lucy Hale's hearty cameltoe, Lauren Summer's nude photoshoot, and the Top Ten Nude Jurassic Park Beauties! READ MORE

Jessica Chastain Backpedaling

June 6, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Jessica “Transformative Social Change*” Chastain managed to elevate her unlikeableness to Lena Dunham heights during the #MeThree! outbreak of 2017, but in the new issue of The Hollywood Reporter, she is taking a notably more laissez-faire approach to not only... READ MORE

America’s Favorite Ginger The New IT Girl

February 25, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The film industry ran out of ideas a while ago and modern movies look more like two hour advertisements than actual entertainment. No need for fresh ideas or faces when you can put Jessica Chastain in a part 2... READ MORE

Jessica Chastain Edited Out Of Movie Hahaha

February 5, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Time’s Up for Jessica Chastain’s appearance in the upcoming Canadian flick The Death and Life of John F. Donovan. The drama’s director Xavier Dolan released a lengthy and uber PC statement explaining that Chastin’s removal from Donovan post-shooting has nothing... READ MORE

Claudia Romani Bikini Christmas and Shit Around the Web

December 19, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

German Playmates, babes in reindeer antlers, and more!

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Jessica Chastain Told To Pipe Down By A-list Actor

December 11, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Oh no he didn't. An unnamed A-list actor who seems to have a good head on his shoulders told Jessica Chastain to STFU after she discovered that Twitter is the perfect medium to open a heartfelt socio-political discourse. And of course to... READ MORE

Jessica Chastain Grounded As Ever For Town And Country

November 17, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Those of you immune to the allure of the dour, out-of-touch, and man-like Jessica Chastain are going to be all over her new spread for Town & Country. The magazine originally dedicated to documenting the going-ons of inbred rich Southern debutants who... READ MORE

Jessica Chastain Transformative Social Change

September 1, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Common sense suggests that we should turn to celebrities for all of our sociopolitical know how. I mean, they're in movies, duh. Jessica Chastain is an endless gushing well of wisdom in a new Twitter video, where she sends positive... READ MORE

Hollywood Loves a Slick Rape Story

December 5, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

With the sudden disappearance of every single woman who stepped forward to accuse Donald Trump of rape, celebrities are looking for fresh bait to spark their self-righteous outrage. Jessica Chastain and a bunch of kindred spirits found such a... READ MORE

Pirelli Calendar Ruined and Amber Heard Beaten on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #68

December 3, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast Matt and I try to figure out how a titty wall calendar became a testament to intentionally aged and wrinkled women, why Tom Cruise will never find happiness no... READ MORE