Kendall Jenner Defends Ugly Horrifying Acne

January 9, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Slam alert. Apparently common consensus for a while has been that Kendall Jenner sports a topographical map of the Alps on her face, and all of the highs and lows and twists and turns were visible during her appearance on this... READ MORE

Kendall Jenner Only Updating Priorities In 2018

December 28, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Anyone affiliated with the Kardashian name will most likely sell you a dream, app, or intercourse depending on how deep your pockets run. Kendall Jenner is claiming that her priorities will come before updating her app for the new... READ MORE

Vogue Photoshops Ashley Graham

December 7, 2017 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

The March issue of Vogue purports to represent “all types” of women, meaning several really hot models and also Ashley Graham. The cover declares:  “Women Rule! Fashion’s Fearless Females. No Norm is the New Norm.”  That last part is... READ MORE

Kendall Jenner Rapes Christmas, Again (VIDEO)

December 5, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Practically speaking, Christmas was ruined long before Kendall Jenner was born unto this world to be a wind-up sex toy for various rappers and athletes like her half-sisters before her.


Open Post: Which Jenndashian Needs To Be Voted Off The Island? Island Meaning Planet

December 1, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Each and every Jenndashian brings a little something extra to the table - Beast brings a fork and knife, Kim brings HPV, Kourtney brings an inch of visible gums, Kris brings a Taser in case one of them gets... READ MORE

Kendall Jenner Beats Gisele on Model Money Chart

November 23, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jenner took home $22 million this past year compared to Bundchen's lackluster $17 million. There's no relevant list for male models since they make squat and conveniently omitted from all gender pay gap calculations. 


Selena Gomez Yoga Enthusiast and Shit Around the Web

November 3, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Kendall Jenner birthday bikinis, high slit dresses, and more!


You’ll Never Believe What The Powerpuff Girls Look Like Now. What Happened?

November 1, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Kendall Jenner and Hailey Baldwin reimagined the Powerpuff Girls as broken whores for Halloween last night, wearing everything from thigh-high boots to a bondage collar to really drive the point home that they're gross and desperate. Kendall looks like... READ MORE

Kendall Jenner Cries While Finally Addressing Pepsi Controversy

October 2, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The only Jenndashian to give humanoid looks a go, Kendall Jenner, finally addressed her attempts at assuaging strained police and civilian relations with a can of Pepsi during last night's episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Kendall's chat with... READ MORE

Open Post: Kardashians Recreate Intro Ten Years Later, And How Is Kris Jenner Not In Jail?

September 22, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

If turning your kids into an army of factory reject Bratz Dolls - with the exception of one spherical psychopath with an affinity for A-list sex worker Blac Chyna - isn't child abuse, the laws need a tune-up. The... READ MORE



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