Everyone agrees that pregnant women are gross and creepy looking, so even though Kourtney Kardashian has always been the hottest Kardashian (she even makes out with other girls) when there was some kind of animal living inside of her... READ MORE

Kendra Wilkinson is having a rough week. On Sunday her husband had on on-sides kick bounce off his face in the SuperBowl, and now people are noticing how suspiciously good she looks on the cover of OK! magazine, considering... READ MORE

The good news is that if Kourtney Kardashian will let the dork in these pictures get her pregnant (which she has), she probably would let me punch that kitty too. The bad news is that, as previously stated, she’s... READ MORE

I’m too lazy/indifferent to look it up, but … seriously.  What the fuck.  What’s the deal with the Kardashian sisters?  Do they all have the same dad?  There’s no way they all have the same dad.  Why is that... READ MORE

Kim and Kourtney Kardashian went rollerblading in Miami this week, and Kourtney is clearly hotter than Kim so if she plays her cards right I may let her have sex with me, but I’m concerned because whatever race they... READ MORE

RIHANNA – Lawyers for Chris Brown want the charges dropped because it was all a misunderstanding when he beat the shit out of Rihanna.  “He will argue it was a misunderstanding between two young people passionately in love.”  Wow. ... READ MORE

I can't remember which one is Kourtney and which one is Khloe, but the one who doesn’t look like something you’d see in the woods under a net really is the hottest of all the Kardashians.  And she spent... READ MORE