Boo. The Jenndashians Went As Victoria’s Secret Angels For Halloween

November 1, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Apparently when you have millions of dollars, see your kids four times a year, and have no job, you dress up in multiple Halloween costumes in one night for unspecified events. One of which, in the case of this... READ MORE

Helena Mattsson Swede Escape and Crap Around the Web

October 9, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Put Tuesday to bed with these sexy links including Farrah Abraham's nip slip, Marisa Papen naked, and the best nude scenes of Judy Greer's career! READ MORE

Lindsey Pelas Uniform Violations and Crap Around the Web

September 28, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

It's finally Friday, let down your hair with these sexy links including Rita Ora's nipples, Vlada Heidrich nude, and the nude scenes of Todd Haynes' films! READ MORE

You Guessed It, Sistine Stallone, and Crap Around the Web

July 17, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Another Tuesday, another batch of sexy links including Josephine Skriver's sexy duck face, Ashley Tisdale's crazy cleavage, and the best nude scenes from Brit beauty Kelly Reilly! READ MORE

Kourtney Kardashian Phone Home

May 17, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Body shaming isn't really our thing, because this is 2018 and you people seriously need to wake up and understand that all shapes and sizes are beautiful and sexy. With that said, Kourtney Kardashian looks like freaking E.T. in... READ MORE

Drunk Kris Jenner Says This Kardashian Is Her Biggest Blessing

April 20, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

To be fair to Beast, pound for pound she's technically madam Kris Jenner's biggest blessing. But the member of her harem that Jenner identifies as her biggest blessing is none other than... READ MORE

Open Post: Celeb Coachella Looks AKA Skanks In The Desert

April 19, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

It’s like everyone from The Capital in The Hunger Games said “let’s kick it up a notch” and also “let’s be stupid whores.” And it just works.   COACHELLA DAY 2 A post shared by James Charles (@jamescharles) on... READ MORE

Kourtney Kardashian Reveals Her Weight, People Care

February 20, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Congratulations are in order for Kourtney Kardashian. The Jenndashian brothel mate is apparently one of the stars of Keeping Up With the Prostitutes, but at only five feet tall, she often doesn’t clear the hight needed to be picked... READ MORE

Kardashians Play Never Have I Ever For Calvin Klein Ad

January 22, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Never have I ever inspired the look for the lead character in the Disney classic Beauty and the Beast. Khloé you’re out silly billy. Before we get into this new komercial for Calvin Klein featuring the Jenndashian brothel playing a fun lobotomized version of... READ MORE