Never have I ever inspired the look for the lead character in the Disney classic Beauty and the Beast. Khloé you’re out silly billy. Before we get into this new komercial for Calvin Klein featuring the Jenndashian brothel playing a fun lobotomized version of... READ MORE

The Kardashian sisters vacation in Mexico in bikinis, as the God of Whores intended.  

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Each and every Jenndashian brings a little something extra to the table - Beast brings a fork and knife, Kim brings HPV, Kourtney brings an inch of visible gums, Kris brings a Taser in case one of them gets... READ MORE

If turning your kids into an army of factory reject Bratz Dolls - with the exception of one spherical psychopath with an affinity for A-list sex worker Blac Chyna - isn't child abuse, the laws need a tune-up. The... READ MORE

The Hollywood Reporter must have had some extra black dicks lying around, and some cheesecake for Khloé, because they were able to lure almost the entire Kardashian/Jenner klan (Caitlyn was off making America great again) to one place for a new... READ MORE

Kourtney Kardashian has declared herself formally single. No more drunk guy who wouldn't marry her because he had a guaranteed contract and three lockdown babies and didn't need a five foot tall chick yelling at him for drinking the... READ MORE

An insider source to the Kardashians, so Kris Jenner, tells the tabloids that Kourtney Kardashian isn't serious about the young model she's hanging with, they're just fucking.

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Men watch the Kardashians with the sum total thinking of, Jesus, this shit is staged for idiots. Maybe I'd fuck that one there on the left, no, not the big one, the one next to her. Lights off. Women... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian went too far with her ass. Medical curiosities aren’t sexy. But she could fetch a pretty penny at a turn-of-the-century circus sideshow. So could Khloe. Serena Williams dreams of having Khloe shoulders. That leaves us with Kourtney... READ MORE

Vapid sisters Kim and Kourtney Kardashian bikini together in Mexico. The photos shocked the world as nobody had seen their bare asses for over a week and were worried the Venezuelan rubber nationalization might've caused some undue consequences.

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