Anatomically speaking the Jenndashians have more in common with a snowman than with a human being, and Kylie Jenner shows off her Frosty the Ho-man realness in a series of new Insta vaca pics. While we all know that... READ MORE

The Kardashians con suicidal Tumblr girls, trans women, and Italians into buying makeup and herbal tea laxatives and then flaunt their earnings by Instagramming vacations that seem opulent yet generic and obtainable for a mid-tier porn star. There's yachts and... READ MORE

Today's edition finds Madelaine Petsch looking scorching in a bikini, Olivia Munn looking leggy as hell, and Mr. Skin's tribute to the Top Ten Barbaras Who've Shown Bush! READ MORE

Beast Kardashian's choice in men who are either coke heads or serial cheaters is just the buzz-worthy boost her career needed, and now she's all set to eclipse her brothel mates as the grossest of them all. But not... READ MORE

If the herbal tea cancer laxatives you buy off a Jenndashian’s Instagram account don’t help you shed the pounds, then fear not, because the brothel sisterhood intermittently pimps a wide variety of girdles. After what has been way too... READ MORE

The celebrity oath of shameless includes a pretty stringent clause regarding the flaunting of a post-baby body. A female celebrity must claim to be a champion of women while actually portraying unrealistic body standards that make normal moms feel... READ MORE

I could think of a plethora of other shows that the Kardashians and Jenners would have been better suited to make an appearance on. But for some reason, a live-action reboot of Celebrity Deathmatch seems to be the most... READ MORE

A few years ago a DJ, Deadmau5, wrapped his 458 Spider in the nyan cat internet meme for the Gumball 3000 and called his car a Purrari. Ferrari quickly sent out a cease and desist letter for embarrassing the... READ MORE

You guys know that we always try to find the good in shameless fame ho pieces of garbage on here, but I truly can’t even joke about the new low that to which Kylie Jenner has taken her Insta... READ MORE

Purchased bot followers everywhere are rejoicing now that their queen Kylie Jenner is finally back on Instagram after she took a hiatus to focus on the antichrist stewing in her ovaries. But it’s probably going to be a while... READ MORE