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Women of Hollywood Can’t Catch a Break

May 28, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s hard to imagine a more self-evidently pointless task than asking a group of successful women in Hollywood how Hollywood denies success to women. But it’s now the daily sport of magazines and trade papers who have editors demanding... READ MORE

Lena Dunham in Lingerie Selfie

May 26, 2015 | crowd favorites | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Lena Dunham posted a photo of herself in lingerie because she’s super body positive. Also, because she’s being paid by a lingerie company.  It’s long been Dunham’s dream to make one million men taste the remnants of the grilled cheese sandwich... READ MORE

Lena Dunham Makes Good

May 14, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

After posting photos of her muffin top oozing out of her leggings and repeated photos of her dog eating beef pho, Lena Dunham decided on an insurance policy and put up a photo of her Girls co-star Jemima Kirke in her... READ MORE

Lena Dunham Is Comfortable In All of Her Skin

May 13, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Lena Dunham posted a grotesque muffin top photo which is most likely designed to empower women by giving them the ability to kill men’s boners until the seas rise another three centimeters from global warming and swallow us whole. Dunham... READ MORE

Lena Dunham Half-Assed And Shit Around The Web

April 23, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Lena Dunham is in the news again for writing a column in Seventeen Magazine where she tells girls to be different and not care what the haters think. She could’ve just copied and pasted the Tweets of every single... READ MORE

Lena Dunham’s Tits Cure Depression And Shit Around The Web

April 13, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Self-described comedienne Lena Dunham Instagramed a picture of herself in tights and a sports bra to combat mental illness. It didn’t work. Seeing her half naked makes me deeply depressed. See the horror…the horror. (Huffington Post) Peyton List wears... READ MORE

Lena Dunham Still Unappetizing

March 30, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Lena Dunham is being accused of anti-Semitism after she wrote a flatly lame piece in the New Yorker entitled “Dog or Jewish Boyfriend? A Quiz” The main gag which repeats itself over and over compares traits Jewish dudes supposedly have in common... READ MORE

Lena Dunham Is Really Obnoxious And Shit Around The Web

March 9, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Lena Dunham has sworn she wouldn’t marry her boyfriend Jack Antonoff until gay people can get married. Now that that has come to pass she’s up against Antonoff swearing he’d never marry ugly. Classic romantic impasse. Lena Dunham holds the... READ MORE

Lena Dunham Marbles Coming Up

January 14, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Maybe we are the Great Satan. How else do you explain this shit? I’d go boom in a Belgian Sbarro outlet to make this go away. I’m offended on behalf of all the gods, including Vishtag, the Aramaic god... READ MORE

Lena Dunham, Eat It

January 13, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Girls is back. It’s like the swallows returning to Capistrano, if swallows were enormous fucking flightless birds who believed everybody wants to see their sweaty naked balloon parts wrapped around some dude. I bet God didn’t make swallows like... READ MORE

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