When you think of Madonna, you think of a simple girl from humble origins who understands how lucky she is to have made it. I’m lying of course. She’s a mean old cunt who doesn’t even question the “fact”... READ MORE

As expected, Madonnas publicist has issued a statement about the video of Madonna being a mean ungrateful bitch after receiving some flowers from a fan. As not expected, her explanation is that Madonna has every right to think that... READ MORE

While on a panel at the Venice Film Festival this weekend, some reporter gave Madonna some flowers as a gift. But since they were hydrangeas, which she “loathes”, she rightfully put them on the floor and immediately made it... READ MORE

The last time we saw 53-year-old Madonna with her 24-year-old boyfriend Brahim Zaibat, it was mentioned that he reportedly gets along well with her kids. At the time I had no idea that her daughter Lourdes, who is 15... READ MORE

According to the biography that Lady Gaga is following step by step, Madonna posed for some scandalous naked bondage pictures at about this point in her career. “Well then that’s exactly what I’ll do,” Gaga proclaimed after realizing she... READ MORE

Madonna turns 53 today, and she arrived back in London this afternoon after spending the weekend in the Hamptons with her boyfriend, a French dancer named Brahim Zaibat, and her two adopted kids, David and Mercy. Brahim, who is... READ MORE

Let’s recap… – when Madonna applied to adopt a little girl from the impoverished African nation of Malawi in March of 2009, the director of Malawi’s Human Rights Consultative Committee called her a “child kidnapper” and a “bully”, claiming... READ MORE

Last April, Madonna went to the African nation of Malawi, the home of two of her adopted kids, for the groundbreaking at a school she pledged $15 million to build. JK, LOL! MADONNA is in hot water with the... READ MORE

Madonna was in Mexico City yesterday for the opening of a Hard Candy gym, and though she usually looks ripped to hell, this time the Sun says she looked “puffy and bloated”. Mostly they’re referring to her face, and... READ MORE

Madonna is 52-years-old, but she thinks that with enough yoga and CGI, maybe no one will notice. So she poses in sexy ad campaigns like this one for Dolce and Gabbana. Her plan was going perfectly until someone leaked... READ MORE