You know in those movies where the future is all dirty and crowded and awful, like ‘Total Recall’ and ‘Blade Runner’, at some point the main guy will talk to a prostitute, and behind that prostitute are some other... READ MORE

Despite being at least 10 pounds too fat for it, Miley Cyrus wore whatever the hell this is over the weekend in Hollywood at the Borgore’s ‘Christmas Creampies’ concert. So if you arrived after running a search for “miley... READ MORE

Perhaps worrying that was still too employable, Miley Cyrus shaved down the sides of her already short haircut, making her all but unrecognizable from just three months ago. Which wasn’t so great to begin with. If she’s trying to... READ MORE

Because every single thought that passes through her head needs to be tweeted, Miley Cyrus went on her twitter yesterday and said simply, “In need of girlfriends.” And then she wrote, “To be my fuck slave.” No, actually, that... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus is joined by porn star Jessie Andrews (though the term “star” is being thrown around very loosely in this case) in the video for her song ‘Decisions’, and that would have been the last anyone would have... READ MORE

Though the X Factor didn’t turn out to be the ratings extravaganza many anticipated, it’s still great for the judges who get tons of exposure and lots of money (Britney will make $15,000,000 this season) for doing almost nothing.... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus and Pink both showed off their daring sense of style and originality at the VMA’s last night, and the result was me having to give an image credit to a zoo. At least Pink always does stuff... READ MORE

If you can’t read all that, the quote, the one she attributes to Buddha because she’s a moron (it’s actually from Zig Ziglar), says, “Happiness does not depend on what you have or who you are, it solely relies... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus was on twitter last night telling everyone how much she loves her new super short super blond haircut, but no word yet on what her fiancé Liam Hemsworth thinks about it. For her sake she better hope... READ MORE

This new picture from the photoshoot Miley Cyrus did with acclaimed photographer Vijat Mohindra back in May showed up online today, and it’s one of those rare occasions where the picture is better than the real thing. Because the... READ MORE