Miley Cyrus tried to escape out the back of her Miami hotel today, which totally didn’t work and she ended up taking pictures and signing autographs for fans anyway. “Tomorrow I’m gonna see if I can pull my shorts... READ MORE

Just a few hours after these pictures were taken of her leaving a pilates class, Miley Cyrus was rushed to the emergency room near her home in Toluca Lake because she cut her finger while cooking. But she got... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus went to a pilates class in West Hollywood yesterday, and it’s a good thing she was workin her hips and shakin her ass in those Olivia Newton John pants because when the fuck did her shoulders get... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus is in trouble today for parking in a handicapped spot while at a pilates class in West Hollywood yesterday. “Them people have wheels and little go-carts,” Miley said later. “An they get to sit and relax on... READ MORE

Good morning loyal Durdenites, Durdenians? Whatever. I return to you as mystery writer by way of the same gypsy magic that turned Miley Cyrus’ steady diet of bong rips and dick cake into this body. Am I actually saying... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus traded in her denim jumper and coonskin cap for a fancy dress last night to attend the 20th Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards viewing party. “I aint neva been toa party this fancee,” Miley said.... READ MORE

It doesn’t seem as though she literally broke anything (though AOL does say she’s “nursing a fractured coccyx today”) but Miley Cyrus went on twitter last night and said: “cracked my tail bone doing a front flip… on to... READ MORE

19-year-old Miley Cyrus got drunk as hell at a birthday party for her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth, which for some reason had a cake shaped like a black cock. Which Miley then rimmed (quite enthusiastically by the way, as if... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus spent $50,000 on nutritionists, chefs and personal trainers before going to Hawaii for Christmas with her boyfriend, Thors little brother. She’s 19, by the way. Don’t most 19-year-olds sort of look like this anyway, or better? She... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus was stopped in Costa Rica by some of her fans asking for autographs and pictures, and even though she was clearly on her way to board a waiting helicopter, Miley stopped for a moment to oblige them.... READ MORE