LINDSAY LOHAN – says she always intended to return home in time for her court date, yet she couldn’t produce a plane ticket when asked for one in court today. But I bet it’s just an honest mistake. I... READ MORE

When word broke of a video showing Miley Cyrus grinding her 16-year-old ass into director Adam Shankman, the details felt exaggerated. Anything sexual was probably done as a fun little joke and it wouldn’t be as provocative as people... READ MORE

Late last year, pictures surfaced of Miley Cyrus grinding her teen ass into director Adam Shankman at a party in Hollywood. Even though Miley was underage it wasn’t a huge controversy because Shankman is gay, and teen girl ass... READ MORE

“I Cant be Tamed”, the Miley Cyrus video that premiered last night, could be described lots of different ways. Dumb. Pointless. Dumb. But not sexy. Definitely, definitely not sexy. And yet… Within hours since the sexy new video –... READ MORE

It seems hard to believe that anyone asked, because by the time it happens no one will care, but Miley Cyrus says she would do a nude scene in a movie if it was handled the right way. The... READ MORE

JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT – got dumped last week, and now she’s chopped off her long hair. Wooaah, fat AND short hair? Is it Christmas? Be still my heart. (huffington post) CHRIS EVANS – has been offered the lead in... READ MORE

In what sounds like some sort of elaborate trick, Miley Cyrus will go on American Idol this week as a mentor to the remaining 11 contestants. Meaning she’ll teach them what she knows about singing and a career in... READ MORE

BIG BANG THEORY – with the laugh track removed is confusing. How will I know if a joke has been told? They should have a blinking light system in the corner that tells me when to laugh. Green means... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus packed up some vittles and cider jugs with XXX on the side, then undid her rope belt and made herself comfortable on a secluded beach with her new boyfriend. The beach was “secluded” because it’s a real... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus got a tattoo under her left breast that says “Just Breathe”, which is weird because generally the only people to see that will be boys she’s about to have sex with it. Seems a little conceited to... READ MORE