I’m hoping Matt Damon could channel his inner Mr. Ripley because Minnie Driver needs an oar to the head a few times until she starts making sense. The same dismissive attitude many chest hair having feminist accuse men of... READ MORE

I don’t know who else is in here. Damn, I want to be Photoshopped like Minnie Driver. I could be a god. You can’t even see her brown tooth or that plate of St. Louis style ribs she ate... READ MORE

Minnie Driver didn’t really like the unflattering comments she received on her recent bikini pictures so she’s leaving Twitter. First off, boo fucking hoo. Criticism really is tragic. Here’s how social media works, Minnie. You are either naturally good... READ MORE

Remember when Minnie Driver used to be the epitome of raw sexuality in Hollywood? When you’d lay in bed at night picturing her grotesquely brown tooth dripping with the byproduct of your lovemaking? Watching mediocre looking women slipping into... READ MORE

Minnie Driver is yet another one of the celebrities wearing those stupid Panama hats and oversized sunglasses and protective tops to shield her from the mindless killing machine that is El Sol. Here’s a thing, if you’re scared of... READ MORE

The good news is that getting pregnant made Christian Slaters Minnie Drivers humongous head look relatively normal.  The bad news is everything else you see here.  The big fat ass, the tat, the stretch marks, the mole.  It's amazing... READ MORE