Naomi Campbell And Martha Hunt Topless

October 2, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Europeans are much more progressive when it comes to nudity and sexuality. Guys who wear kimonos and attend BDSM fetish events love to say shit like this. It basically boils down to having tits on television and in magazines without having to circle the fainting couch because Procter and Gamble doesn’t tolerate bare breasts. Not […]

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Naomi Campbell Freed the Nipple For A Couple Days

September 17, 2015 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Facebook and Instagram specifically has a policy against women showing their completely bare tits that has left some feminist activists flummoxed and opened the door for celebrity bandwagon self-promotion. We know that there are times when people might want to share nude images that are artistic or creative in nature, but for a variety of […]

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Naomi Campbell And Kate Moss In Bikinis

June 30, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The League of Extraordinarily Faded Supermodels met in Ibiza, Spain over the weekend where the city celebrated by declaring a 24-hour duty free amnesty for importing harsh cigarettes from Northern Africa. Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell and other big names in staring blankly into the distance arrived to share fond memories of being young and […]

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Naomi Campbell Marches to Put Herself Out of Business

March 11, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nobody really favors beating women. At least, not out loud. But if anybody knows something about assaulting women, it’s Naomi Campbell. She was born with an incredible skill for abusing female subordinates with implements of her modeling world — cell phones, pagers, personal organizers, and various items of personal hair care. She’s been arrested several […]

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Naomi Campbell In A Bikini

August 8, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Naomi Campbell isn’t bad looking when she’s not currently beating you with her Blackberry. She does like to whack people with her cell phones. I think she’s done it about a half-dozen times, though mostly just to her submissive female employees, so in a way, that makes it kind of hot. Here’s Naomi on vacation […]

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Three of These Fashionistas Will Suck Your Dick Without Complaining

July 2, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Women who are into fashion bore me. I’m not saying it’s any worse than men who are really into sports. But it’s certainly more expensive. I understand that basic human desire to look good to the opposite sex. But that’s not really the point of fashion. If women asked men what to wear they’d always […]

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Leonardo DiCaprio Is Breaking Up Relationships

May 3, 2013 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Let’s play hypothetical – let’s say that you’re a 50-year old billionaire, and for the last five years you’ve been (presumably) happily dating a 42-year old supermodel, who is also incredibly wealthy and still manages to keep it tight. Then Leonardo DiCaprio comes along and he invites you to come party with him on his […]

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