Porn Stars Make Terrible Models

March 28, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You can ask a porn star to shove a banana up her ass as she fellates the archetypal grocery delivery boy while a chihuahua barks at her nipples and all she’ll ask back is ‘You want me to finish... READ MORE

Nicole Aniston Puts Her Boobs Near THE WATER

March 21, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Fuck, we might as well concede. The interplanetary rectum invaders trading under the earthbound 138 Water DBA have conned our porn stars into working for them. You don’t just pull the Jedi Mind Trick on the intellectual powerhouse that... READ MORE

Nicole Aniston In a Thong Selling Water

September 24, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You never want to stop educating yourself. For instance, I just learned that 138 Water is named after 138, which is urban dictionary code for I Love You. I didn’t know there were any entries in the urban dictionary... READ MORE