Eddie Murphy Keeps on Breeding

November 5, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Eddie Murphy’s Australian model girlfriend is set to give birth to Eddie Murphy’s ninth kid by his fourth breeding partner. So stop asking where the fuck is Eddie Murphy. He’s fucking. You don’t have nine kids by accident. Reproduction’s a thing... READ MORE

Paige Butcher Shaming Her Future Stepdaughters Once Again

April 8, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Usually when your dad takes up with a hot young replacement for your mom, you can act out and start smoking cloves and underaged drinking and having sex with dudes who ride rice burners and have face tattoos. But... READ MORE

Paige Butcher In A Pink Bikini

April 5, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Eddie Murphy’s finest work in the past twenty years, not really measurable against any other projects, might just be Paige Butcher, the hot model he takes with him everywhere in case his dick gets itchy. She’s really a pretty... READ MORE

Eddie Murphy Was Harassed By Crossdressers

September 19, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Eddie Murphy and his model girlfriend Paige Butcher were hanging out in Los Angeles yesterday, when they were greeted by two crossdressers who were trying to give them roses, and it’s funny because Eddie was once caught with a... READ MORE

Paige Butcher And Bria Murphy In Bikinis

June 14, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You’re not my new mom! That’s right, Bria. I’m taller, skinnier, and hotter than your mom. I wear my bikini slung so low that your daddy can see my pelvic bones pointing right to the place where he’s going... READ MORE

Paige Butcher In A Bikini

June 12, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Here’s the Australian model Eddie Murphy is currently banging. Just when I think I’m feeling bad for the dad of two attention seeking daughters in bikinis. Now I feel worse for two girls who have to vacation with their... READ MORE