The People’s Choice Awards is a real thing invented by the networks so that their crappy shows and celebrities could win awards before the Golden Globes and Oscars cut back to people who at least spend some effort trying... READ MORE

While her mute sister has chosen a life of Xanax tablets and forced smiles during rich guy on top sex, Paris has kept herself a career woman. Owned by none, rented by many. A world class DJ one evening,... READ MORE

Paris Hilton is in Chile to DJ and promote her latest branded fragrance. Also she’s been paid by loyalists to fuck a judge to bury some war crimes. There’s no corner of the earth that won’t pay this chick... READ MORE

Paris Hilton flew into Poland where she’s the big name get for Poland Fashion Week. The previous big get at Poland Fashion Week was a billy goat that looked strikingly like Lech Walesa. Hilton DJed the big pre-show party, pressing... READ MORE

Paris Hilton claims she’s never had any plastic surgery even though her ass looks like a walnut and her tits are voluptuous in contrast to the rest of her little boy at the beach milk carton body. Losers who... READ MORE

Nicky Hilton flashed her panties on her wedding day because beneath a $100,000 dress at a million dollar wedding still beats the heart of a Hilton. She may be boring and dull and occasionally tested with a glass slide... READ MORE

Paris Hilton just wants to be your friend. No, not you, loser. She doesn’t like you. Or your black buddy. She will smile for a dollar, but she won’t mean it. Friends forever. Here she is, trying to convince... READ MORE

Nobody is more American than Paris Hilton. She is the invisible hand that tugs the cock of capitalism. No matter where Paris is at any given time or what she is doing, she is getting paid. She doesn’t need... READ MORE

Lazy-eyed heiress Paris Hilton may have been in on that plane crash practical joke from earlier in the week. At least that’s what people are saying. I don’t buy it. That DJ is not good enough of an actress.... READ MORE

Arab TV audiences have unique sensibility on humor. It leans toward stoning women to death for touching their own nipples. The Dubai TV prank show conceit here is that Paris Hilton is told she’s going to puddle jump on... READ MORE