Everything in this Picture is Fake and Crap Around the Web

May 15, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Today we've got Kristen Stewart in a see-through skirt, Iskra Lawrence poking out, and a tasteful, skin-filled tribute to the late, great Margot Kidder! READ MORE

Petra Nemcova Does The Bikini Pin-up Thing And Shit Around The Web

May 21, 2016 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Professional hot person Petra Nemcova wore an old timey style pin-up girl bikini in Cannes. She probably looks like a gal your grandpa had on the nose of his B52 in WWII only, you know, fuckable. READ MORE

Bill Clinton Smarter Than You Thought

June 1, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Politically aligned or not, We all assumed Bill Clinton was some kind of Jed Clampett country bumpkin. This shamelessly sinister dude has been raking in the dough and the snatch like an urban gangster since he left office fifteen... READ MORE

Petra Nemcova Before and After

January 31, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Petra Nemcova wants to show you how her un-Photoshopped lingerie pictures look so she posted a photo of herself unvarnished (on the left) next to the one that ultimately made it into the Ultimo lingerie catalog. If this were... READ MORE

Petra Nemcova Is Braless

September 12, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Everybody hot is selling something during Fashion Week. Petra Nemcova is selling candles by way of her tits which were contained in her dress by the barest of margins. I’m not sure what it is about scented candles that... READ MORE

friday afternoon headlines

January 8, 2011 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

ORLANDO BLOOM AND MIRANDA KERR – had a boy. And I bet that handsome bastard has already gotten more pussy than I have this year. (us) LINDSAY LOHAN – has been handed a $135,000 Range Rover Onyx, to borrow... READ MORE

afternoon headlines

April 22, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

RUBINA ALI – police in India have found no evidence that her father tried to sell the “Slumdog Millionaire” actress for $400,000.  Wait I thought it was 300,000?  See, this is why you always bring the coupon when buying... READ MORE

PETRA NEMCOVA FORGOT SOMETHING

May 19, 2008 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Petra Nemcova can actually be somewhat attractive, as long as you look at someone else and pretend that other person is Petra Nemcova.  Or if she wears a dress that barely covers her boobs.  Don’t get me wrong, I... READ MORE

POINTLESS NUDITY TO THE RESCUE!

February 6, 2008 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Today is boring, and that can lead to only one thing : HARDCORE NUDITY!  In this case, new pictures from an event first mentioned on here over a year ago (link), namely ugly supermodel Petra Nemcova topless except for... READ MORE