Nick Cannon quit his radio show

February 18, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Nick Cannon was hospitalized for the third time in three months over the weekend (the first two times for kidney failure, this time for blood clots) and today announced he will quit his weekday morning radio show. He is... READ MORE

Jessica Simpson is going on ‘the Biggest Loser’

February 17, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Jessica Simpson will be going on ‘the Biggest Loser’ next season, and the story should end right there, because she weighs 800 pounds now, but it doesn’t. I’m pretty sure this was just an intervention that didn’t work. Simpson... READ MORE

Michael Bay is making a Victorias Secret commercial

February 17, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I have no idea who Behati Prinsloo is, but apparently she’s a Victorias Secret model who is in Miami (along with Doutzen Kroes) for a commercial to be directed by Michael Bay. And today she was at the beach.... READ MORE

Bobby Brown is not banned from Whitneys funeral

February 17, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Earlier this week it was reported that Bobby Brown would be banned from Whitney Houstons funeral in New Jersey on Saturday, but apparently things have calmed down a bit now, and the target for everyones rage will be attendance.... READ MORE

Kate Upton > Doutzen Kroes

February 17, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Apparently if you want to work for Victorias Secret you need to be flat chested and have a spooky accent, because Doutzen Kroes is shooting for them in Miami today, the same week their casting director basically called Kate... READ MORE

“Can I get your number? I promise I won’t beat you.”

February 17, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

It usually goes without saying that a guy won’t get mad during a date and slam the girls face into a car window, but with Chris Brown you never know, because he does that kind of thing, so he’s... READ MORE

Whitney might have been broke

February 16, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Now that they’ve apologized for “accidentally” raising the prices on her records immediately after she died, Sony executives will meet this week to figure out what Whitney Houstons music catalog is really worth. Prepare to be disappointed, Bobby Brown.... READ MORE

Chris Brown is a real tough guy

February 16, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Chris Brown went on his twitter with a message for everyone who thought it was inappropriate for him to return and perform on the Grammys, and according to MTV, that message was to fuck off. Or maybe it’s not,... READ MORE

damn you Kim Kardashian

February 16, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

People dislike Kim Kardashian for a wide variety of perfectly justified reasons, but she does have pretty brown hair and enormous tits, and when she went to Barrys Bootcamp in Sherman Oaks for a workout this morning, it seemed... READ MORE

these Scarlett Johansson bikini pictures are way better

February 16, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

“Lumpy asses, ahoy!” Scarlett Johansson and her boyfriend went on a romantic Valentines Day cruise yesterday with a few friends in Hawaii, but luckily the pictures get a little blurry so you can’t see her cellulite (like you could... READ MORE