Kelly Brooks hair is dry. What a surprise.

July 13, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Still on vacation in Ischia, Kelly Brook went swimming today, taking great care to not get her hair wet. As if there was a chance of that. Short of a cthulu attack or dropping her out of a plane,... READ MORE

Steven Tyler is leaving ‘American Idol’

July 13, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Giving credence to the rumor that ‘American Idol’ will have three all new judges next season, Henifaa Yopez told the Today show this morning that “maybe it’s time for me to go”, and now Steven Tyler–who could have dragged... READ MORE

Paul Rudds new movie looks promising

July 13, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

‘They Came Together’, Paul Rudds new movie with writer/director David Wain, already looks a billion times better than ‘Wanderlust’, his last movie with writer/director David Wain (who also did ‘Role Models’) because it replaces Jennifer Anistons incessant whining with... READ MORE

Tom Cruise is threatening to sue the Enquirer

July 13, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

This weeks cover for the Enquirer claims Tom Cruise kept Katie Holmes trapped in a HOUSE OF HORRORS (yellow arrow pointing to said house, thankfully included), that “the real Tom is a monster” who locked their daughter Suri in... READ MORE

Jessica Biel looked terrific at the ESPYs

July 12, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Jessica Biel wore a white little mini dress to the ESPY awards last night in L.A., where she and Tim Tebow presented Bow Tie of the Year to Jeremy Lin, and I bet Justin Timberlake couldn’t wait to get... READ MORE

The definitive Kelly Brook pictures

July 12, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Kelly Brook was having dinner (apparently without a bra) in Ischia, Italy, and it’s about god damn time that a paparazzi agency figured out that Kelly Brook pictures should be taken from above. Because I’m a simpleton obsessed with... READ MORE

did Katie Holmes even try to save her marriage

July 12, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

The LA Times says that when Katie Holmes decided to divorce Tom Cruise, she used disposable cell phones provided by a friend to secretly contact lawyers, and Us weekly says she confided in Nicole Kidman while she “secretly plotted... READ MORE

Elle Macpherson may or may not still have it

July 12, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

It’s not as if Elle Macpherson was posing for these pictures today in Ibiza, Spain, and they catch nothing but unflattering angles, so it seems unfair to judge how she looks in a bikini based on just this. More... READ MORE

Jessica Alba still looks fantastic in a bikini

July 12, 2012 | bikini | editor| 0 Comments

Hopefully these pictures of Jessica Alba with her two kids at a hotel pool in Amalfi, Italy, today don’t give any other girls the dangerous idea that they can have two kids and still look fantastic in a bikini... READ MORE

Scientologists think Tom Cruise has telepathic powers

July 12, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Tom Cruise has reportedly reached such an advanced level in Scientology that he now has power over the physical universe and can bend the wills of men. And also animals. Because religion and Call of Duty work the same... READ MORE