In my next life, I’m coming back as the guy everybody thinks is gay. It’s such a better play than this being gay on the down low business. All that gets you is anxiety and the AIDS. But the... READ MORE

Tim Lambesis, the lead singer of the metal band As I Lay Dying, was arrested for trying to hire an undercover cop to kill his estranged wife. Lambesis had been asking around San Diego where he could hire a... READ MORE

Here’s a word that’s been badly bastardized. Stripping. I don’t know about you, but if I paid good money as best man at a bachelor party to a stripper to strip in our hotel room and she got down... READ MORE

Don’t be fooled by the famous gaping maw smile, Julia Roberts is a bitter old bitch, who lives solely to make life miserable for everyone around her. Now her half-sister is getting married and because no one is paying... READ MORE

A douche named Wade Robson is alleging that Michael Jackson really did molest him when he was little, he just forgot. He previously testified in Michael Jackson’s 2005 child molestation trial that he had not been molested. Wade’s shitty... READ MORE

Megan Fox jumping on a trampoline in stretch pants and a tight top. Fuck all the tortured souls developing their craft down at the Lee Strasberg Institute right now. This is what you call acting. Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin, FameFlynet,... READ MORE

I can only feel so bad for people who believe in psychics. I believe in a higher power and some elements of the inexplicable supernatural related thereto, but I do not believe that fat women with bad teeth and... READ MORE

Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to be dumb. I don’t mean like the ‘you’re an idiot!’ comments I often get. Or even my truly mediocre educational achievement level. I mean, really dumb. Like a puppy. Where... READ MORE

Say what you will about Teen Mom Farrah Abraham and her hungry earning bunghole, but she trumped the shit out of Courtney Stodden, the other obvious contender for a rip-roarious anal plunging ‘celebrity’ sex tape. Despite looking like a... READ MORE

Former Fugees singer and critically-acclaimed rap artist Lauryn Hill recently announced that after 15 years she’d finally be recording a follow-up to her critically-acclaimed solo album, The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill. But despite her claims, it wasn’t because she... READ MORE