Michelle Rodriguez. Other side of that line I just drew for Pink. Michelle scares me like no other woman on this planet, save for my German dental hygienist, the girlfriend I accidentally cheated on who lit my clothes on... READ MORE

Pink is pretty hot for a dude. I don’t say that lightly. Of all the girls who look kind of like dudes, Pink I think you get away with liking without your buddies calling you the next Jason Collins.... READ MORE

Seriously, don’t watch this if you’re scared of planes, flying, about to fly, male stewards, or just generally an anxious person. This cargo plane leaving Bagram airfield north of Kabul seems to have had a dramatic shift in its... READ MORE

Melissa Satta left Boston as a teenager because hot girls don’t belong in Boston. City charter mandates girls in the upper echelon move out at least as far as Southern New Hampshire by the age of consent. She moved... READ MORE

Sometimes it takes the plight of a guy like Wesley Warren to remind yourself how lucky you are.  Wesley literally has some big balls. They weigh 130 pounds. Just look at those fucking nuts. This poor dude suffers from... READ MORE

GQ Mexico apparently exists and I was surprised to know they don’t feature Selena Gomez on every cover. They went with Victoria Secret model and girl who dumped Adam Levine, Anne Vyalitsyna, and truthfully I’m not that impressed. Is... READ MORE

How gentle the lamb Taylor Swift. A pure soul driven to the music by divine guidance, to the dilapidated toy piano where she penned her first song about boys trying to stick their dirty parts in her special place.... READ MORE

If I told you that a blonde-haired lazy-eyed herp-ridden cocaine-addled heiress would someday become the world’s most successful nightclub promotions pimp, you’d tell me, duh, that that was completely obvious. Nobody whores up nightclub openings better and bigger and... READ MORE

Courtney Stodden looks like her white blood cells are barely being held together by duct tape and semen after a 30 year Hall of Fame career in porn. That’s obviously not the case, however, because she’s somehow only 18... READ MORE

This is the photo spread People magazine got for inventing the World’s Most Beautiful Woman title and handing it out to Gwyneth Paltrow. After Katy Perry got divorced People ran a big spread calling her the Happiest She’s Ever... READ MORE