If you’re like me, you too have a friend like Stoner Steve. Stoner Steve is the dude not content just to get a little high and watch Spaceballs. No, Stoner Steve has to endlessly loop a lecture about how... READ MORE

If the past couple weeks of Coachella have reminded us of anything it’s that celebrities have a hard time fitting in with regular people. Even at Coachella, a real soft-serv version of an old school indie music festival, all... READ MORE

Let me tell you about a fucked up hipster bullshit parenting strategy called elimination communication. It’s disgusting stench of modern age wisdom that I had the pleasure of witnessing over the weekend. Instead of putting diapers on your baby,... READ MORE

I’d like to call myself firmly in the middle on this whole environmental debate. I don’t believe the end of the world predictions of the hairy angry folk who seem to get erotic pleasure out of predicting destruction. At... READ MORE

Unless you’ve got the body hair of an un-lasered Bin Laden wife, men will still plow the shit out of you whether your legs are perfectly shaved or not. Chicks worry about silly things like that too much, dudes... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian is valiantly eating her own words. This classy style icon admits that chiding her sister Kourtney about having out of wedlock babies with her fey unemployed boyfriend was a bit short-sighted given her own bastard rapper baby... READ MORE

Victoria Beckham hasn’t smiled in ten years. She hasn’t shown so much as a single tooth in her mouth since her Spice Girls days. Even at her birthday over the weekend, Vicky couldn’t force her lips asunder. She had... READ MORE

Bethenny Frankel is 42, has a little kid, just got divorced, produces healthy living books ladies love to buy, and has fake tits that look a little off-the-shelf but probably cost her a small fortune at a New York... READ MORE

Pop star Justin Bieber took a lot of shit from people last week after he visited the Anne Frank House in Amsterdam and signed the guestbook with a note about how he hoped the teenage Holocaust victim would have... READ MORE

I can’t tell if more famous people are getting loaded these days or just more famous people are getting loaded and driving. A shit ton are certainly being arrested. Which is a good thing. Unless it’s already too late,... READ MORE