try and guess if Suri got this puppy

July 17, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

No. She didn’t. Katie Holmes took Suri to a pet store in New York, and they looked at puppies, a “morkie” and a French bulldog, but then they didn’t get one, and Suri cried. A lot. The photo agency... READ MORE

Westboro Baptist Church will protest Sage Stallones funeral

July 17, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Still grieving over the loss of his son who was discovered Friday after dying of an apparent accidental overdose of prescription medications, Sylvester Stallone released this statement: “When a parent loses a child there is no greater pain …... READ MORE

Gwyneth Paltrow would like to sell you this $185 bikini

July 17, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Normally, Gwyneth Paltrows website Goop is all about giving out advice, because Gwyneth Paltrow is just like you! (note: Gwyneth Paltrow is nothing like you) but now she’s added a store to sell clothes made exclusively for the site.... READ MORE

Julianne Hough wore a bikini, was still boring

July 17, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Now that ‘Footloose’ and ‘Rock of Ages’ have come and gone, and died at the box office, hopefully Hollywood will stop trying to force Julianne Hough on us. She’s so completely ordinary, in every possible way, I actually resent... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus, 19, wants to have kids “quickly”

July 16, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Any 19-year-old who wants to have a baby should be deemed unfit to have a baby because 19-year-olds are fucking idiots, even if they are famous. Especially if they’re famous. Double especially is that famous person is Miley Cyrus.... READ MORE

people really like ‘The Dark Knight Rises’

July 16, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

With just 4 days until it’s release, Warner Brothers is finally giving critics who have seen ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ permission to publish their reviews, and according to the few that are online now, it seems Christopher Nolan is... READ MORE

Ashley Greene is photogenic

July 14, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Ashley Greene remains the one and only good thing to come out of the ‘Twilight’ series, especially since almost none of their advice about fighting wolves translates over to the real world. That’s extremely irresponsible film making. I could... READ MORE

Jennifer Lopez was actually “dumped” by American Idol

July 14, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

When word first got that Jennifer Lopez was talking about leaving ‘American Idol’ two months ago, some immediately speculated that it was simply a tactic to get a raise. But then she kept talking about spending more time with... READ MORE

Jennifer Lopez has officially quit ‘American Idol’

July 14, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Everyone got the gist of this one from the headline, right? Thank God. Now here’s Maggie Q at Comic-Con yesterday. THIS CHICK IS UNDERRATED! She should have been the new Catwoman instead of giant headed Anne Hathaway. Catwoman should... READ MORE

Mariah Carey “in serious talks” to judge American idol

July 13, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Unfettered by their experience with demanding pain in the ass Jennifer Lopez, says ‘American Idol’ producers want demanding pain in the ass Mariah Carey to replace her as a judge next season. If anyone could handle her it... READ MORE