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News Anchor’s First Day Was A Complete Disaster (VIDEO)

April 22, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

AJ Clemente made his big debut as an anchor for KFYR, the NBC affiliate in Bismarck, North Dakota, yesterday and if establishing himself as a household name with his very own viral video was his goal, then he is... READ MORE

Jessica Alba Wants You to Stay the Fuck Away From Her Book

April 22, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Don’t even look at her book. You’re looking right now. Quit it, or she’ll cut you. That’s the book that contains all her magic secrets on career success, like, look really hot, and… look really hot. She painted her... READ MORE

Kendra Wilkinson to Live! Let’s Watch Her Dance (VIDEO)

April 22, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When news reports came out yesterday that Kendra Wilkinson was in a bad car accident and had to be rushed to the hospital, well, a lump hit the old throat. Thankfully, Kendra was not injured, just shaken up, and... READ MORE

Reese Witherspoon Was Arrested

April 22, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Reese Witherspoon was arrested on Friday morning in Georgia after her husband, James Toth, was pulled over for suspicion of driving while intoxicated, and while it seems strange that someone as squeaky clean as Witherspoon would be arrested when... READ MORE

Being a Dad of Killers Doesn’t Look Fun

April 22, 2013 | News | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It must suck to turn on your TV and learn that your two kids are bush league murderous fuck terrorists. Nothing close to the tragedy of learning your kids were the victims, still, it can’t be break out the... READ MORE

Dude from American Pie Nearly Got Sliced

April 20, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s no such thing as every man’s worst nightmare. When it comes to women, men have a shitload of nightmares. Having a one-night stand holed up in your place with a kitchen knife tearing shit up and threatening to... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian Divorce Settlement Banged Out

April 20, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I guess it was to be expected. Kim Kardashian did not want to spend time on the witness stand looking like a total whore. Kris Humphreys did not want to spend time on the witness stand looking like the... READ MORE

Just Ending for One Boston Bomber (Gory Death Photo)

April 20, 2013 | News | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Live by the sword, die by what appears to be an epically gruesome and bloody painful death by artillery. Tamerlan Tsarnaev was ‘taken down’ last night by police in Boston during a shootout. He appears to have gone out... READ MORE

Tanning Mom Wants You To Fap To Her Leathery Tits

April 20, 2013 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Photo credit: PCN Patricia Krentcil, the infamous tanning mom, has offered her leathery saggy body for porn. You’ll recall that last year this Oompa Loompa was arrested for child endangerment after taking her 5 year old child to tanning... READ MORE

Adriana Lima Should Teach Other Good Looking Women to STFU

April 19, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I remember when Robin Wright was so angry about being seen as ‘good looking’, that she decided to only take roles in movies where she could be uglified. She got so fucking mad at the world she married Sean... READ MORE

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