the Star Trek villian is… John Harrison?

December 11, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Up until today, most people have assumed that (the great) Benedict Cumberbatch was playing either Kahn or Gary Mitchell in ‘Star Trek: Into Darkness’. That was before Paramount released this picture labeling Zachary Quinto as Spock, Chris Pine as... READ MORE

Lindsay can’t pay her rent

December 11, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Remember earlier this year, when Lindsay Lohan rented an astoundingly expensive house in Beverly Hills, even though it was pretty obvious to the entire world that she’d never be able to pay that rent? Well she can’t pay the... READ MORE

Tom Cruises ‘Oblivion’ has its first trailer

December 11, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

‘Oblivion’ is set on earth 60 years after a cataclysmic attack, and if we had Wall-E technology it was destroyed because now Tom Cruise has to do that job. He and some girl are all that’s left, and she... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus did a live Creampie show

December 11, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Despite being at least 10 pounds too fat for it, Miley Cyrus wore whatever the hell this is over the weekend in Hollywood at the Borgore’s ‘Christmas Creampies’ concert. So if you arrived after running a search for “miley... READ MORE

Demi Moore got dumped again

December 11, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

If you thought that the relationship between Demi Moore, who is 50, and Vito Schnabel, who is 26, was doomed to fail, it turns out you were right. So congratulations, you’re a monster who judges people based solely on... READ MORE

Lindsay is selling her old clothes for cash now

December 8, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Or more accurately, Ali Lohan is selling Lindsays old clothes for cash now, because the IRS seized Lindsays bank accounts, and she’s too uppity to do it herself. Radar Online reported Friday that Lindsay Lohan sent sister Ali to... READ MORE

Claudia Galanti is photogenic

December 8, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The photo agency for these said, “Paraguayan model Claudia Galanti shows off her hot bikini body on the beach in Miami”, and I don’t know where Paraguayan is, but her ass is amazing, so I assume it’s what the... READ MORE

Christina Aguilera: “The less clothing, the better.”

December 8, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

You don’t actually see the person singing on ‘the Voice’, but despite judging the show for 3 seasons Christina Aguilera won’t take the hint and is even naked on the cover of her album ‘Lotus’. Or at least the... READ MORE

Sofia Vergara + lingerie = awesome

December 8, 2012 | bikini | editor| 0 Comments

I still feel like Sofia Vergara is incredibly underrated as an actress because not only is she really good on ‘Modern Family’, but she’s really funny too, and that’s exactly the kind of thing I would say to her... READ MORE

Jessica Simpson only lost weight because of morning sickness

December 8, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

After a very very very slow start, but before announcing she was pregnant again, it seemed like Jessica Simpson had made real progress on her diet and deal with Weight Watchers. In fact she looked awesome, she lost 20... READ MORE