Elisha Cuthbert Happy Endings Out in the Desert

March 9, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If Elisha Cuthbert isn’t in your tug vault, then it’s time for a banking audit. So fucking hot. As she was back in 24 as the teen with the boobs that were always in trouble, to turning boys into... READ MORE

Emma Watson Is A Grown Up Hottie In “The Bling Ring”

March 9, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

You know you’ve been waiting for Emma Watson to grow up and be the sexpot she was born to be since you saw her in Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban. That way you don’t feel like such... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus Denies Shit on Twitter

March 9, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Miley Cyrus is sick of all the lies. Stop the damn lies! I am so sick of La. And sick of the lies that come with it. I didn’t call off my wedding. Taking a break from social media.... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Is No Stranger To Humiliating Pain

March 8, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

If Justin Bieber has taught us anything, it’s that grabbing your dick and moving your mouth while someone plays your album to an arena full of future Old Navy assistant managers is hard work. It’s even tougher when you... READ MORE

Justice Is Served

March 8, 2013 | News | editor| 0 Comments

Last June, 22-year old high school cheerleading coach Megan Crafton was arrested on charges of child seduction, which sounds like a horrible, heinous offense. But the “child” in question was a 17-year old student at Shelbyville High School and... READ MORE

Finally, It’s Dennis Rodman And Kim Jong Un In Video Game Form

March 8, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

With everyone from George Stephanopoulos to David Stern shitting on him, NBA legend Dennis Rodman retreated to his natural element of HPV and Whitesnake songs at a strip club when he returned from North Korea. The Worm has tried... READ MORE

Chris Brown Threatens Parking Attendants on Principle

March 8, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Chris Brown says the reason he lost his temper and threatened a valet Wednesday night was because the guy tried to fleece him. …the valet outside PINZ bowling alley in Studio City, CA — where Chris was attending a charity... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Collapses; Rushed to Hospital (Why Rush?)

March 8, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Damn, who feels bad/prescient/hopeful now, when just yesterday I wrote: First Chavez, now Paul Bearer, that doesn’t bode well for one celebrity come tomorrow, as these things always happen in threes. Maybe Bieber will prove this stupid superstition out... READ MORE

Brittany Oldehoff Does Lingerie Up Proper (VIDEO)

March 8, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Tall hot girls from Florida always seem to end up marrying tawdry older real estate dudes who bang their secretaries when their wife is out at Pilates (men really are like that, the rumors are true). Project Runway model... READ MORE

Alessandra Ambrosio Shouldn’t Be a Mom

March 8, 2013 | bikini | editor| 0 Comments

Life is going to suck for Alessandra Ambrosio’s son. You’re going to be the most popular boy in school, because every other boy wants to bang your mom. Just how many damn fist fights are you going to be... READ MORE