If you didn’t believe that Kristen Stewart wasn’t affected by her fame and fortune, now you better believe it. She’s driving a pickup truck around L.A. these days. Who else but a normal, working class gal drives a pickup... READ MORE

Scientists in Iran have discovered the cause of earthquakes: slutty women. And you thought it was shifting tectonic plates? Oh, silly infidel. Iran’s Hobbit president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad predicted that an extremely powerful earthquake will hit Tehran and kill millions... READ MORE

Here’s a little secret. When women bang much younger men, they stay more youthful looking. That’s scientific fact whittled down from my knowledge of nearly three cases of such intergenerational bumping of the uglies. It’s working for Rita Rusic,... READ MORE

While Justin Bieber is back to ruining Selena Gomez, one of his family members has come forward to let people know that Lil Swaggy might just be a Lil Dickhead when it comes to taking care of his own.... READ MORE

Despite the fact that her latest film is called Sharknado and involves a tornado full of sharks, Tara Reid thinks that she is still a serious actress and that she should be treated as such when she shows up... READ MORE

Chaz Bono dropped 60 pounds. I think this is something all chunky ladies should do. Sex change. Men don’t store body fat like women. Turn that vag into a peen and easily shed some serious weight. You can always... READ MORE

If Kate Upton aspires to be a serious actress someday, or, fuck it, even a decent one, she’s off to a pretty bad start. Her debut was in the awful Tower Heist and she followed that up with the... READ MORE

Yes, that is Amanda Bynes under that scarf. You can call her nutso, but wearing a scarf dramatically improves her chances of being cast in a movie, not being spotted by the dealer show owes money, and getting laid.... READ MORE

It’s time to stop judging Britney Spears by the standards of a potentially sexy pop star and start judging her as a soccer mom you wouldn’t throw out of bed. Even if she left crumbs and Fudgsicle® stains. Photo... READ MORE

Maret Tsarnaeva is the aunt of everyone’s favorite murdering nutjobs, Dzhokhar and Tamerlan Tsarnaev. She lives in Toronto and has been…shall we say…outspoken in defense of her nephews. She claims, just like other conspiracy theorist nutjobs, that the boys... READ MORE