Kim Kardashian walked around Miami today in a shirt so short and a skirt so tight that it pushed her fat out as if she were a stress ball, which is maybe not the kind of thing you should... READ MORE

Megan Fox looks great considering she just had a baby in September, but the spooky eyeliner isn’t doing her any favors. It makes her look older. As in 500 years older, when she was bitten by the dark lord... READ MORE

As expected, Quentin Tarantinos ‘Django Unchained’ is getting the same fawning reviews most of his movies get (currently 100 percent on rotten tomatoes), but it’s also getting attention because the hero is a slave just before the Civil War,... READ MORE

Justin Bieber threw an open water bottle at the paparazzi while leaving a store in Miami yesterday, because that’s what hardcore badasses do. They’re litterbugs. (image source = splash, fame/flynet) READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan had her probation (the one she got for robbing that jewelry store) revoked this morning at a hearing accusing her of lying to police after her car crash in June. So someone should tell her that when... READ MORE

Here’s ‘Private Practice’ star Kate Walsh in Miami yesterday, in a clingy wet bikini with nice tits, big swinging arms and a stooped gait. If I was Bigfoot I would totally jack it to these. (image source = inf,... READ MORE

If there’s one thing the internet is good at, it’s showing you vaginas you’d never see otherwise; such was the case yesterday with Anne Hathaway. Suffice to say Anne was upset about this while talking to a writer from... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan will be back in court tomorrow for lying to the police after her car crash in June, which violated her probation, and faces up to 245 days in jail. Which she won’t get. Because she never does.... READ MORE

Russell Crowe holding a doll, Michael Shannon in a ‘Gears of War’ commercial, Zack Snyders super fast then super slow bullshit; it’s all here thanks to the release of the the first full trailer for ‘Man of Steel’, which... READ MORE

I don’t know if that SUV was that high on purpose, but if I was a producer and there was some famous hot girl in my movie, everyone would arrive at the premiere by monster truck or zip line.... READ MORE