Some people automatically assume that exotic swimsuit models like me or Joanna Krupa are all cold and selfish, but she went for a walk in Runyon Canyon with her boyfriend who can’t take a fucking hint even though I... READ MORE

Carrie Underwood was on stage in Louisville when she saw a 12-year-old boy named Chase holding a sign asking if she would be his first kiss. And that shit worked. She called him on stage and kissed him. It... READ MORE

Chris Brown was in court yesterday for a probation progress report, all part of the deal he struck after his felony battery arrest in February of 2009, when he and Rihanna were driving home from the Grammys and… “(Rihanna)... READ MORE

Simon Cowell and Carmen Electra had dinner at Cecconi’s on Saturday night (above) and then at Ago (both in West Hollywood) last night, maybe because they’re dating now, or maybe because they’re both judges on ‘Britain’s Got Talent’ and... READ MORE

The photo agency says that Kim and Kourtney Kardashian went to the beach in Miami today “for some sisterly bonding”, which of course means in full hair and makeup in front of a camera and film crew. Kims tits... READ MORE

At one point, ‘the Wolverine‘ was all set to film with the great Darren Aronofsky directing a script by the great Christopher McQuarrie, based on a story by the great Frank Miller. But that all went to hell, and... READ MORE

There are so many conflicting reports about the Kanye West sex tape that it’s hard to even keep up, especially since I don’t want to keep up because I’d rather picture my grandparents having sex than Kanye and various... READ MORE

Usher, Green Day, and Rihanna were the headliners Friday night for the iHeartRadio Festival at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, but after Usher was done, Green Day took the stage 30 minutes late and then were told to... READ MORE

Kat Dennings wore a dress that showed off her enormous tits last night at the Emmys, but of course the show didn’t take advantage of it when she was on stage with Jon Cryer to present the award for... READ MORE

Jessica Simpson stretched out a pair of her old daisy dukes today to go to lunch at Shutters in Santa Monica, and I’m not sure how this is possible, but she looked pretty good. She still looked enormous just... READ MORE