John Legend Should Have Used Lyft

February 21, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Finding a cab driver that’s a decent individual is a harder task than Rebel Wilson trying to find her clitoris under all those extra flaps of fat around her vaginal area. I’ve been rooting for the entire cab industry to fail since the introduction of Uber and Lyft. I rarely complain about things but the […]

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Jared Leto – Justin Timberlake Stole My Bustier

February 21, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Any man who has ever gotten a blow out should never be trusted, and any man who suddenly makes Jared Leto’s fashion choices look age-appropriate and not-douchebag-y should probably think about ending his own life. It’s time Justin. It’s time. Justin Timberlake is a known asshole in the industry and during his recent Super Bowl […]

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Karla Souza’s Mexico Rape Experience

February 21, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The only thing worse than being in Mexico is being raped in Mexico, and in an interview with CNN, How to Get Away With Murder actress Karla Souza alleged that she endured just that while shooting a movie at the beginning of her acting career. The native Mexican had the true Cancun Spring Break experience shared […]

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Registered Sex Offender Headlines New Dating Site

February 21, 2018 | Celebs | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Are you lonely? Are you tired of what Tinder has to offer? Have you noticed that every time you swipe right on the hottest single women in your area they always lean left when it comes to politics? It’s time to make American dating great again with Trump.dating because compatibility starts with who you voted […]

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From Blow To Snow, Olympian Quits Porn To Compete

February 21, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The type of people involved porn are always stereotyped. The scenario always involves some skeevy guy with a camera tempting some college student or single mom with piles of money to preform a few sexual acts with a stranger. All of that has changed. Porn is attracting everyone from all walks of life. In addition […]

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Natalie Portman’s Creative “Woke” Woody Allen Spin

February 21, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Since pretty much every actor and actress in Hollywood has kissed the ring slipped onto the crepey blotched hand of Woody Allen over the six decades that he has been directing five good movies and three-hundred terrible ones, pretty much every actor or actress in Hollywood must face questioning regarding his sexual misconduct because this […]

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Jennifer Lawrence Wants To Have Sex With Timotheé Chalamet

February 21, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

My co-workers and I just had a rousing conversation hypothesizing what could be going on in Jennifer Lawrence’s head right now, because she’s obviously on the cusp of a mental breakdown, and we settled on either tail-end-of-America’s-sweetheart-status syndrome or Adderall. Or of course both. The twenty-seven-year-old is hitching herself to the Timotheé Chalamet bandwagon by describing […]

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J Law’s Year Off Dedicated To Saving Democracy

February 21, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Sometimes celebrities really believe that they’re superheroes. It’s all up to them to save the day just because millions of mostly unimportant people have decided that this one person is more special than the rest of us. Yes there are some instances where personal talent does give legitimacy to a person being worthy of praise. […]

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