Here’s a brief history of Lindsay Lohan trying to kill every living thing on the roads in California (taken mostly from here): October 4, 2005: Lindsay Lohan, then 19, crashes her Mercedes into the passenger side of a van... READ MORE

Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis have been together for almost 15 years, and though they never married they have two kids together (13 year old daughter Lily-Rose and 10 year old son Jack) but after months of rumors that... READ MORE

Kate Upton is on the cover of the July issue of GQ, and as you can see she was practically naked. I wish I had known about this photo shoot because I would have taken a towel and covered... READ MORE

Alec Baldwin went and got a marriage license this morning in New York, then punched a photographer for the New York Daily News in the face. Because now someone might deduce that he’s getting married, and otherwise that would... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan was found unconscious in her room at the Ritz-Carlton in Marina del Rey today, and either treated on the scene by paramedics or rushed to the hospital, depending on different reports. What is clear is that her... READ MORE

Vanessa Hudgens had lunch at Caffe Roma in Beverly Hills today, and it’s hard to decide what looked the most effeminate and girly. Was it her see-though sweater, her black bra, her sexy purple highlights, or her boyfriend Austin... READ MORE

Jennifer Lawrence walked around West Hollywood today in a skirt that showed off her legs, even though I doubt anyone was asking to see them. I can’t believe this girl is still being lauded as some star of the... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan might be having second thoughts about starring in ‘The Canyons’ with a male porn star, perhaps because the girl who once said she’d never be naked in a movie because it’s not necessary to win an Oscar... READ MORE

Eva Longoria is in Monte Carlo today to promote ‘Desperate Housewives’ during the 52nd Monte Carlo TV Festival, though that was probably obvious as soon as you saw her titty-fucking a giant gold statue with her head. There’s no... READ MORE

While Liam Hemsworth is off filming a movie in New Orleans, his fiancé Miley Cyrus spent yesterday in the pool with her friend Cheyne Thomas, and then on her hands and knees while her friend Cheyne Thomas stared at... READ MORE