Salma Passed Go Years Ago

June 30, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

Salma Hayek is living, aging testament to the fact that if you fat or ugly or Russian, and you have $7 billion dollars, you get to motorboat an Aztec treasure chest. Hayek married Francois-Henri Pinault – i.e.Some Rich French... READ MORE

Bella Beotch

June 30, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

Critics are dismissive of “influencer” Bella Poarch and her 170+ million hits on her “Build a Bitch” video. So she doesn’t have traditional talent like “singing” or “dancing” or “acting” – that’s old school – but her TikTok videos... READ MORE

The End of Sexy

June 23, 2021 | celebrity | Media Man| 0 Comments

Those of you who fantasize about sex with a Victoria’s Secret model – in other words, Men – get ready for some shrinkage. In a desperate attempt to fend off bankruptcy (gdi), the venerable Prostitution …, er, Lingerie company... READ MORE

Virtual Signalling Gold

June 11, 2021 | ATHLETES | Media Man| 0 Comments

You know how Vegas gives odds on everything to do with the Superbowl, like the final score, first turnover, length of the national anthem, etc.? They oughta set odds for which social issue each athlete will spout off during... READ MORE

Judge Kim Kardashian

June 11, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

Instead of taking the low road – which would be chalking news that Kim K failed her “baby bar” exam again, bc she’s an idiot – let’s recognize her lofty goals and unselfish ambition. Like many people, we knew... READ MORE

Salary Equity is Not Enough Anymore

June 8, 2021 | ATHLETES | Media Man| 0 Comments

Belarusian tennis star Victoria Azarenka – yeah, I guess that’s a thing – told the French Open that it’s fine that women tennis players are paid the same as men, but that’s not good enough – wtf? Seems it’s... READ MORE

Angel Atiana

June 7, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

What do you call a retired Mexican boxer who’s worth over $200 million? We don’t give a ff – not when you can eyeball Oscar’s 22 yo daughter Atiana De La Hoya We should have seen this coming –... READ MORE

Female Sex is Good Press

June 3, 2021 | News | Media Man| 0 Comments

Love the story of the Danish “reporter” who banged her way to her publication deadline (link below) about “swingers clubs” in Copenhagen… are they really still called “swingers club”, in a Sixties, Austin Powers kinda way? Shouldn’t the Danes... READ MORE

The Joy of Bachelorhood

June 2, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

Everyone knows the way to win on The Bachelor (or the Bachelorette, you slut) is not at the final episode, but how much you tap behind the scenes. Ex The Bachelor Nick Viall (isn’t he still technically a “bachelor”?)... READ MORE

Know Your Ashleys

June 1, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

Deadline and others are reporting that Ashley Greene has been cast in the upcoming flick “The Retirement Plan” alongside Nicolas Cage, Ron Perlman, Ron Fox, and others. It’s a story of a young woman who gets caught up in... READ MORE



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