Ashley Benson scores the best revenge on the people that ripped her Cecil the Lion halloween costume. She shows off her tits in a powerful expression of art. That may not be your definition of revenge, but don’t judge... READ MORE

I’m a big fan of Emma Watson. Not so much her acting but I’d like to accio her boobage into my mouth. That’s a dorky ass Harry Potter joke. Check her out without a bra. (Drunken Stepfather) Nicole Trunfio... READ MORE

Heidi Klum appeared to flash where black German babies from from during her Halloween dress up party. It’s not so shocking save for the fact this is the signal to the U-Boats at sea to begin their torpedoing of... READ MORE

Last year, Lisa Rinna confessed she wore adult diapers, this year that her husband maybe shouldn’t have worn a swastika on his Halloween costume. The two might be related. It’s hard to feel bladder secure when your man is... READ MORE

Every media outlet is pushing their digital strategy because the phrase alone makes investors cum on their buy sheets. Fuck me, they’ve got a digital strategy. That’s eToys dollars. CBS announced they’re launching a premium digital access channel that... READ MORE

After clamor from absolutely nobody anywhere, an all female cast version of Ocean’s Eleven is in the works. This has nothing to do with George Clooney exec producing and lining up some easy millions in his pocket to help... READ MORE

Girl beater and general douchebag Chris Brown has apparently gotten quite a sizzurp habit. I’ve never understood what’s gangsta about drinking cough syrup. That’s like when I was 8 and I’d sneak sips of Dimatap and I ain’t hood... READ MORE

Reality show macho man and possible Grindr freak Mike Rowe publicly scolded Melissa Harris-Perry, who is apparently a real person and the host of a yellow bones black racist politics show on MSNBC. It’s okay to be racist when nobody... READ MORE

Writer director Angelina Jolie is surpassed in horror only by oncologist clairvoyant Angelina Jolie. I might have that reversed. I could finally finish my Psych 101 paper requirements watching Angelina pre-cog her breasts and uterus out of her body. I... READ MORE

I’m pretty sure insipid British morning talk shows are more informative than their American counterparts. Kathy Lee and Hoda aren’t having a young woman on their hag klatch to touch her own tits while they look on approvingly. Kathy... READ MORE