November 6, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
The Canadian rich kid who founded American Apparel and had a solid multi-decade run at running his hands and dicks over young models now claims to be dead broke. It’s easy not to plan for your future when you can get...
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November 6, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Ben Carson wants young black Americans who never vote to come not vote for him. Carson tuned into his inner jive and came out with a rap spot to run on the radio in eight urban markets. Not a single...
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November 6, 2015 |
Uncategorized |
Lex Jurgen|
John Leguizamo declared he’s never going to watch SNL again if they let Donald Trump host the show this weekend. So that’s four million new viewers minus the infectious voice of Sid in Ice Age Since it’s way too...
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November 6, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Serena Williams went on Facebook to humble brag that a thug stole her cellphone at a restaurant and she went mad dog through the establishment, took him down, and pummeled him into the cement. She posted an old picture of herself...
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November 6, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Jennifer Lawrence is getting paid the Gross National Product of Africa plus half of the subcontinent to star in the final film of the Hunger Games. Lawrence claims playing the role of Katniss in the film series inspired her...
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November 6, 2015 |
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editor|
Remember back when Emily Ratajkowski said she was quitting modeling to pursue being a serious actress? I don’t either. Still, we get to look at her tits some more. (Egotastic All-Stars) My father warned me about girls like Bryana Holly...
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November 5, 2015 |
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Lex Jurgen|
There are only two certainties in life. Maggie Gyllenhaal will accept the role of hardened street walker and she’ll pen an open essay about the lack of positive roles for women over 30 in Hollywood. Also, you’ll see her...
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November 5, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
This chick is everywhere. Look there, she’s got a gun. Over there, she’s twisted finger fucking your nana. This is just going to piss off hardcores who don’t think rich lesbian models are into first person shooter games legitimately....
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November 5, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Eddie Murphy’s Australian model girlfriend is set to give birth to Eddie Murphy’s ninth kid by his fourth breeding partner. So stop asking where the fuck is Eddie Murphy. He’s fucking. You don’t have nine kids by accident. Reproduction’s a thing...
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November 5, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Cara Delevingne sent a cake to Kendall Jenner featuring the two of their faces melded into one, surrounded by candy lips and nipples and a handy veiny dong. I’m not sure how a lesbian says we should be together,...
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