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American Apparel Cock Happy CEO Now Broke

November 6, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Canadian rich kid who founded American Apparel and had a solid multi-decade run at running his hands and dicks over young models now claims to be dead broke. It’s easy not to plan for your future when you can get... READ MORE

Ben Carson Rap (AUDIO)

November 6, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Ben Carson wants young black Americans who never  vote to come not vote for him. Carson tuned into his inner jive and came out with a rap spot to run on the radio in eight urban markets. Not a single... READ MORE

John Leguizamo Sacrifices for La Raza

November 6, 2015 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

John Leguizamo declared he’s never going to watch SNL again if they let Donald Trump host the show this weekend. So that’s four million new viewers minus the infectious voice of Sid in Ice Age  Since it’s way too... READ MORE

Serena Williams Fudged

November 6, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Serena Williams went on Facebook to humble brag that a thug stole her cellphone at a restaurant and she went mad dog through the establishment, took him down, and pummeled him into the cement. She posted an old picture of herself... READ MORE

Jennifer Lawrence Side Boob, That Wasn’t So Hard

November 6, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jennifer Lawrence is getting paid the Gross National Product of Africa plus half of the subcontinent to star in the final film of the Hunger Games. Lawrence claims playing the role of Katniss in the film series inspired her... READ MORE

Welcome Back Emily Ratajkowski’s Tits And Shit Around The Web

November 6, 2015 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Remember back when Emily Ratajkowski said she was quitting modeling to pursue being a serious actress? I don’t either. Still, we get to look at her tits some more. (Egotastic All-Stars) My father warned me about girls like Bryana Holly... READ MORE

Maggie Gyllenhaal Is a Hooker, Again

November 5, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There are only two certainties in life. Maggie Gyllenhaal will accept the role of hardened street walker and she’ll pen an open essay about the lack of positive roles for women over 30 in Hollywood. Also, you’ll see her... READ MORE

Cara Delevingne Hears the Call Of Duty

November 5, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This chick is everywhere. Look there, she’s got a gun. Over there, she’s twisted finger fucking your nana. This is just going to piss off hardcores who don’t think rich lesbian models are into first person shooter games legitimately.... READ MORE

Eddie Murphy Keeps on Breeding

November 5, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Eddie Murphy’s Australian model girlfriend is set to give birth to Eddie Murphy’s ninth kid by his fourth breeding partner. So stop asking where the fuck is Eddie Murphy. He’s fucking. You don’t have nine kids by accident. Reproduction’s a thing... READ MORE

I Know a Girl Who Wants to Fuck Kendall Jenner Pretty Badly

November 5, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Cara Delevingne sent a cake to Kendall Jenner featuring the two of their faces melded into one, surrounded by candy lips and nipples and a handy veiny dong. I’m not sure how a lesbian says we should be together,... READ MORE

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