Halloween is supposed to be the happiest drunkest place on earth. But sometimes being young and beautiful and affording the expensive tampons just isn’t enough. Aw, Petunia, you’ve got yourself a case of the miserables. It was hard not to... READ MORE

Nicki Minaj and other responsible party trick or treaters took time away from looking like inflatable human fuck toys to criticize the inflatable raping Bill Cosby costume. If you set aside the feelings of a hundred rape victims for... READ MORE

You don’t get the parent you want, you get the parent you need. If you see your mom hawking her tits outside a nightclub on Halloween in a devil costume, just know that she’s trying hard to keep you... READ MORE

Jay Z and Kanye West’s contract riders for when they stay at a hotel came out and boy are they fucking divas. They require expensive alcohol, cylindrical vases, and discontinued speakers for their music. Remember when rappers just asked... READ MORE

Some time in the 1980’s slutty women stole Halloween from the children and nobody gave a damn because slutty women are where children come from and people inherently respect causality. Now every Halloween costume for woman begins and ends... READ MORE

Elizabeth Hurley looks good for seventy, or hope she can type for twenty five. Her wiki says fifty but it’s hard to pin down a precise age given the extensive remodeling. It’s like dating galaxies. You use lots of... READ MORE

This Italian model chick is firing on all cylinders. She’s amusing her beach friend with witty repartee while flashing the place where her babies will come from. She probably speaks five languages and can open a bottle of Peroni... READ MORE

To survive a war, you have to become war. Fuck yeah, Alyssa Milano. Until every last sock puppet account you invented to criticize your nursing has been suspended, you keep that #normalizebreastfeeding running like it’s a real thing. It’s real... READ MORE

Among the list of costumes not to wear to a U.S. Army base on a Halloween, a lifelike suicide bomber costume complete with replica take me to see Allah bomb vest. You have to wonder the thought process involved... READ MORE

Dianna Agron, that chick you watched Glee for for ten seconds because she’s blond and good looking and dressed like a cheerleader finally got topless ten years later. Maybe it’s been eight or six, I don’t know. Had she... READ MORE