Being the person who gives pedicures probably has its advantages at times. Not as much as bikini-waxer or roller-coaster expert, but still, its normally hot chicks coming in for stuff like that. Oh boy, but then there are times like this. If you turn your TV or radio down right now, and you stare at the pictures hard enough, you can actually hear Liv Tyler breathing. That deep husky wheeze, like it

Meanwhile, Kate Winslet went from Hollywoods version of the flag squad to being borderline hot. Not only that, but she’s fully naked in what she calls “very explicit sex scenes” in the upcoming Little Children. Says the great Sun UK:

“If you had said to me 15 years ago that when I was nearly 30, and had two children, I would be doing some very explicit sex scenes, I swear to God, that literally would have been my worst nightmare. But I got to a point where I thought: ‘For God’s sake, screw it. I’m always gallivanting around the place, going ‘be who you are, be who you are’. I should just get over myself and get on with it, and I did.”

Since Megans Law, I don’t think you’re even allowed to talk to 15 year olds about explicit sex scenes, but
who the hell knows whats going on in England. I do know that Kate looks better than she ever has. Outside of the Wicca-lesbian-recycling community, you’ll be hard pressed to find someone who thinks that heavy is more attractive than healthy.



Not one but two delightful stories today about former Creed front man Scott Stapp being a drunken ass in the past few days, the first from The New York Daily News about his appearance on the Spike TV show Casino Cinema:

“According to multiple sources on the set, the 32-year-old Stapp appeared intoxicated when he arrived

I have absolutely no idea what Tabloid Baby is, but they somehow got their hands on exclusive pictures from the Bat Mitzvah over the weekend hosted by David H. Brooks and costing an estimated 10 million dollars, most of that on entertainment. Here is G-Unit street thug 50 Cent on stage at the little girls birthday party, either before or after he enjoyed some ice cream cake and played pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey. Also here is Ciara doing whatever the hell it is she does, then Joe Perry and Steven Tyler being entirely inappropriate with a young girl who has no idea who they are. I’m sure she knows of them, but they might as well be Beethoven as far as she’s concerned. Although, wait, did I say bat mitzvah. Cause based on the last picture of the little girl with Joe Perry, this was clearly some kind of intervention for Joe, some elaborate charade to introduce him to one of his kids.

All credit for these pictures to Tabloid Baby. Job well done, whoever you are.


Sometimes I get emails from the girl readers and they say I don’t put up enough pictures for them. Well, I’m about to make up for that baby. Here you go. Billy. Zane. Topless. That’s right. The Phantom himself. On the beach. In all his hunky splendor. Light a candle, close the blinds and have at yourself ladies. Dont be shy. An international playboy like Billy Zane wouldnt have it any other way. Here he is last week in St. Barts, taking his lady for a sexy jaunt for her 26 birthday. That may be her, the topless chick in the pictures. I’m not really sure. I do know that’s Billy Zane though. There are no pictures of Billy in a white dinner jacket with a white rose in his lapel, pulling his cigarette boat onto the sand, leaping onto the beach and taking the keys to his Ferrari off a silver platter being held by a butler in a tux, then racing up the hill to his chalet for a sexy evening, but I think we both know that totally did happen.



Warning - All of these pictures are NSFW



There may finally be a good reason why Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are constantly photographed in line at Starbucks or buying Starbucks or drinking Starbucks or with their hands on their chins and their eyes skyward and a giant coffee cup in a halo of light above their heads. The New York Daily News says:

“the caffeinated couple has snagged an exclusive seven-figure contract with Starbucks Coffee Co. to drink, be photographed with and generally promote the popular java around the country. ‘It’s a relatively new deal,’ says the (source). ‘And considering how often they are photographed with the stuff, I’d say they’re working pretty hard.’”

Reps for both Affleck and Starbucks deny any thing of the sort, both sides saying there is no contract or endorsement deal and the daily coffeehouse photo-shoots are purely organic, a completely random event that happens every single day. Which does kind of make sense. Would you pay 1,000,000 plus for Ben Affleck to endorse your product. He’s not exactly the greatest thing in the world. That would be me. My hobbies include triathlons, rescuing abused ponies and lifting weights with my tongue. Call me ladies!



50 Cent is said to have earned 500,000 dollars for less than 30 minutes work at a Bat Mitzvah for the daughter of multi-millionaire David H. Brooks. Brooks, who ironically made his money in the body armor industry, paid a total of 10 million dollar for the days entertainment, who also included Nelly, Ciara, Tom Petty, Stevie Nicks, Joe Perry and Steven Tyler of Aerosmith, Joe Walsh and Don Henley of The Eagles, Kenny G and DJ AM for the party held at the Rainbow Room in New York City. Brooks is said to have chartered his company jet to pick up Tyler and Perry from their Saturday concert in Pittsburgh and paid them $2 million to play a 45-minute set.



Does anyone else think this is a dangerous message to send to the children. When kids are having parties like this at 13, is there anywhere for them to go but down. Might as well have had Brad Pitt steal her away on a white stallion named Hercules, put a velvet blindfold on her and feed her strawberries and champagne before taking her virginity too. Just get the best experiences you

This picture showed up online last night, the action photo from this set of candids, the last most recent time Sienna Miller lost her mind and fought like a girl and attacked a photographer. And some genius on LiveJournal was awesome enough to dredge up the pictures below from last May. This is how you can tell a girl is hot. Cause the guys just stand there and watch an assault take place. Its not cool, its not right, but hot girls get away with this kind of thing. If Sienna looked like Kirsten, and Kirsten was the homeless nobody her talent tells us she should be, she would get knocked the fuck out. But a girl who looks like Sienna could dump a kid out of his wheelchair and pin him and guys would just compliment the way she landed that DDT. Angry or dumb gets over-ridden by pretty, at least for a while. A hot chick could interpret her cats dreams for 6 hours and a guy will just sit there and take it. “My cat, his name is Simba, and he likes to take naps on the fridge, cat-naps on the fridge, and sometimes I cant see my cat, but sometimes I can, I can see my cats paws, my cats paws are white, and they hang over the side, and I can tell my cat is dreaming because his paw starts moving, moving real fast, and I think he thinks he’s in the jungle, and he’s chasing a donkey in the jungle, like a tiger, cause I saw this show, and this woman, she’s a psychic, the woman was a psychic, and she asked the cats what the cats dreamed about, and the cat said it was back in Africa, cause cats are from Africa, and the cat said it was hunting, cause cats are natural hunters