There comes a time in every disturbingly nasty soup company’s lifecycle when they need to placate the LGBT lobby. We discuss that and ‘ghetto’ names and dildos on campus in this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast. All the... READ MORE

Bernie Sanders supporters are largely more educated than Clinton supporters, but widely less practical. Despite the fact that Sanders college-aged Internet minions flooded the polling sites post Democratic debate to declare Bernie Sanders the hippy atheist god almighty, every... READ MORE

Back before the last ice age, ginormous asshole Sean Penn and donkey witch Madonna were married. Then they broke up because only one needy bitch at a time can occupy a marriage. But lately he’s been spotted at a couple... READ MORE

Several months ago a bunch of bloggers without facts of intuition started bemoaning how Matt Damon was being paid three suitcases full of cash more than Jessica Chastain for The Martian coming out in October. Now the movie is... READ MORE

In response to her boyfriend choosing anonymous old Asian lady hands to service his DJ wiener, Taylor Swift went out and made the most incredibly alluring pictorial she’s ever done before while still wearing appropriate undergarments that well cover... READ MORE

Kelsey Grammer and younger women he fucks babies into have been creating a stir for their pro life, anti-abortion clothing slogans this past week. It’s possible that Kelsey Grammer is ardently and purely pro life. It’s also possible that... READ MORE

Gwyneth Paltrow and Kate Hudson hit the same evening spot without bras to show the world that yoga and plastic surgery and money are literally unstoppable. The two celebrity moms exchanged ideas on how to fleece the female general... READ MORE

There’s no reason to assume Courtney Stodden’s elderly husband’s sperm is the least bit motile, but whoever is standing in to perform reproductive services it doesn’t seem to be taking because I’d swear I’ve seen her picking up pregnancy... READ MORE

Rapper T.I. got women across the country’s collective panties in a bunch when he said there shouldn’t be a woman president because bitches be crazy. Even Oprah threw her considerable weight behind condemning him. I wouldn’t mess with Hillary... READ MORE

This Formula One heiress continues to model even though she’s now a married mom, she doesn’t need the money, and she doesn’t seem particularly strong at modeling. Once you invest in the boobs it’s like going to med school.... READ MORE